Milking a cow....

[specialman]

It's something I've always wanted to do. Don't know why, just seems like something that's got a bit of intrigue. Oh, doing it while wearing a Stormtrooper or Scoutrouper outfit would be even cooler

Anyone else share my bovine fantasy?...

 

[DuncanDisorderly]

LOL - You live in the wrong area.
We've got Milking the Cow as one of the 'sports' at our village sports day.
It is taken pretty seriously....

 

[Alison]

Sorry to be the one to shatter your fantasy but you can’t be both the panzer commander and the milkmaid – or at least not at the same time

 

[david1701]

is this the forum equivalent of facebook rape?

or are you drinking somat good sir

 

[arclight]

It's something I've always wanted to do. Don't know why, just seems like something that's got a bit of intrigue. Oh, doing it while wearing a Stormtrooper or Scoutrouper outfit would be even cooler

Anyone else share my bovine fantasy?...

Have you any other predelictions to share with us?

 

[Kerioak]

Over the years I have milked cows, goats and sheep. Had to do the goats twice daily when I worked on the farm which was my first job when I left school

 

[BellyBoy]

Whatever you do, make sure it's a cow and not a bull

 

[dod]

I have a very bad feeling about this.

 

[BellyBoy]

I have a very bad feeling about this.

I'm saying nothing else

 

[Hacker]

I think this will get my vote for the wierdest most random post of the year.

 

[photon]

Have you no sympathy for a chap with a new sprog?

 

[fracster]

How very odd.....

 

[lawrie29]

I am not complaining, but why is this a sticky??

oh........

"Whatever you do, make sure it's a cow and not a bull "