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This is the story of the poor blonde flying in a two-seater airplane with just the pilot.

He has a heart attack and dies.

She frantically calls a "May Day ! "May Day! May Day! Help me! Help me! My pilot had a heart attack and is dead. And I don't know how to fly. Help me!
Please help me!"

All of a sudden, she hears a voice over the radio saying:

"The is the tower. I have received your message and I will talk you through it. I've had a lot of experience with this kind of problem.
Now, just relax. Everything will be fine! Now give me your height and position."

She says, "I'm 5'4" and I'm in the front seat."

"O.K." says the voice from the tower................
"Repeat after me: Our Father, who art in Heaven. . . .."
 
:lol::lol::lol: I like it
 
A true story :)

Last week I was at the local petrol station filling the car (£77 :eek:) when another car pulled up at a pump opposite me

The driver gets out (sex & hair colour witheld) and locks their car....

I carry on filling my car while watching them attempt to prise/lever/knock/bounce their fuel flap open, they then stand back and stare at the car in a mild panic.....

I finish filling my car, wander across and say.....

"do you know the flap locks when you lock the car"




Never seen a person go quite that red before :lol:
 
was she fit and did you get her phone number ?
 
A blond is out whizzing around in her sports car when she is stopped for speeding by a blond police woman. After berating her for a while the WPC asks for her licence. the woman starts digging around in her handbag and after a while the WPC reminds her that her licence is about the size of a credit with a picture of her on it. The woman carries on digging for a while then her eyes light up as she finds her mirror. She hands it to the WPC who looks at it then looks a bit surprised and says "I am sorry, I did not know you were police too. You may go".
 
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