man dates his mum on the internet for 6 months

When starry-eyed Daniel asked Sweet Juliette to send him a picture, Nicole e-mailed him a photo of a curvy, half-clad cutie she'd scanned from a men's magazine.

"The girl in the picture was so beautiful, I begged Juliette to meet me on the beach -- and Mom said yes," he recalled. "Mom says she was falling for me, too, and she just wanted to meet me, even though she knew I'd be disappointed when I saw her.

"As for me, I figured I was going to find the girl of my dreams.

"I guess that's about as wrong as I've ever been."
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That’s just plain wrong and deceptive. She sent this poor lad a picture of some half clad beauty, under different circumstances how the hell would she expect him to react when he saw that she was probably some middle aged ugly woman for the first time. Lie will always catch up with you and that’s one whopper :D



And his father Paul -- Nicole's husband of 27 years -- wasn't too happy when the story hit the news and his beer-drinking buddies made him the butt of their jokes.

"Dad was ticked for a while and he forbid Mom to talk to anybody on the Internet ever again," said embarrassed Daniel.
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And I was wondering about the husband all the time I was reading that, grounds for devorce me thinks :laugh1:
 
First off that's hilarious, what are the chances of that??? :laugh1: Second I think it's just sad that people have to hide behind their computers to meet people.(son) People are whoever they want to be behind their computers. It's all perception, no truth to it whatsoever, and that story proves it,lol :p As far as the hubby goes, yeah divorce is in order I think. Poor fella.


Jules
 
jewel said:
Second I think it's just sad that people have to hide behind their computers to meet people.(son)
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Umm. I happen to be one of these sad people then. :embarasse
It's really difficult to meet girls, especially if you're a software engineer. : :doh:

Anyway, got this message on Friendster, obviously a scam.

Hi Kamion. How are you? I was just browsing some people around the area and came across your profile. I'm new around here, actually not too sure how long i'm gonna be here. I am from the United States and i'm basically here for my job but i'm also doing some schooling. I know I will be here a few months at least, possibly more. Anyway, I just joined Friendster and was just looking for some friends, people to hang out with while I am here. Your profile caught my attention so I wanted to contact you.
Would you wanna chat sometime? Get to know each other and hang out sometime? That would be cool.
I also have a lot more pics I can let you see if you want.
If you're interested I tell you what...If you don't mind, why don't you email me at my regular address. It's just a lot more convenient for me 'cause I don't come on this site often and I am used to checking my other mail every day. My username there is SaraD4891 the at sign and hot mail dot com.
Sound good?
Hope To talk to you soon.
See ya!

Sara
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A dangerous mine field, the internet is. :suspect1: Luckily, I'm quite net-smart. :thumb: Google is your friend:

http://paulschreiber.com/blog/2005/09/25/more-myspace-and-friendster-spam/
 
ohhh goody free pr0n signup spam!
 
You can imagine them both thinking ..."it's almost although I've known them for years" ;)
 
DJW said:
You can imagine them both thinking ..."it's almost although I've known them for years" ;)
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:laugh1:

"There is something strangely familiar about my new internet friend" :Ponders:
 
When they saw each other naked, they both got an immensely strong feeling of deja-vu :D
 
You are a sick man Marcel, sick I tell you!
 
Oh, BTW, before anyone gets too excited:

<------- That's not me.
 
It looks like a pre-noughties Simon Le Bon to me.
 
It's the amazing Vince Noir from the worlds most brilliant comedy Mighty Boosh! I think I might have to change it for his partner, the equally amazing jazz-funk artist Howard Moon.

If you like things like League of Gentlemen, Little Britain, Black Books etc. you'll love this. :)
 
It sounds like Oedipus all over again - or any episode of East Enders. :hand:
 
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