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Once upon a time," a pilot asked a beautiful princess, "Will you marry me?"The princess said, "No!!!!"And the pilot lived happily ever after; and flew jets all over the world; and drove hot cars and chased skinny long-legged big-breasted flight attendants; and hunted and fished; and went to topless bars; and dated women half his age; and drank Weihenstephaner German beer and Captain Morgan; and never heard bitching; and never paid child support or alimony; and kept his house and guns; and ate cold leftover meals, potato chips and beans; and blew enormous farts; and never got cheated on while he was at work; and all his friends and family thought he was frickin' cool as hell; and he had tons of money in the bank; and left the toilet seat up.
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