Locked Out

[Flash In The Pan]

A bloke is sitting by his car at the side of the road looking unhappy. A passer-by sees his glum face and asks what the problem is.
"I've locked myself out of my car." replies the man.
"That's not a problem," replied the passer-by, "Step out of the way, and let me have a look."
The motorist is a bit perplexed, but reckons there's no harm in it letting the man try. So the passer-by turns around, and rubs his legs slowly up and down the driver"s door. Suddenly, the lock opens and the man turns and opens the car door.
"That's amazing!" says the motorist, "How did you do it?"
"It's easy," replies the pedestrian, "I'm wearing khaki trousers."

 

[Matt Sayle]

Sigh.

 

[Flash In The Pan]

Sigh.

You see khaki sounds a bit like ca.......oh why do I bother? :shrug:

 

[Matt Sayle]

You see khaki sounds a bit like ca.......oh why do I bother? :shrug:

I get it you muppet

 

[fracster]

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz........thud!

 

[nilagin]

I get it you muppet

Have you been giving your jokes away?

 

[Joe T]

Have you been giving your jokes away?

Well he couldnt sell em could he!

 

[digitalfailure]

I've banned for less !!!

 

[JIMC]

You see khaki sounds a bit like ca.......oh why do I bother? :shrug:

Is it still funny if you have to explain it

 

[Kerioak]

Well he couldnt sell em could he!

Cruel, so cruel

 

[minimeeze]

<groan>

 

[Matt Sayle]

Well he couldnt sell em could he!

 

[Ian D J]

Oh gawd. That is so corny . . . but funny though! I actually snorted out with laughter at that one. Must try and remember it.

 

[tjc]

<groan>

Or maybe even two...

 

[Forbiddenbiker]

I thought is was good myself.

 

[inaneredstripe]

 

[MikeeB]

Terrible, just terrible

 

[Gadgetman]

 

[davekiddle]

Dear oh dear oh dear...........
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[photon]

Pass me the peanuts . . .

 

[Galaxy66]

That must have came out of Bob Monkhouses old joke book