NSFW Ladies if you have trouble getting up.....

[gumbo-67]

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[Cg_Girl]

Woohoo lol

Girlies will be having naps all the time methinks

 

[Forbiddenbiker]

... I would have though they would make most of you late for work. lol

 

[Gremlin]

Depends how long the alarm lasts Adam and if it's a repeating one

 

[wontolla]

Just wondering if there's a bell at the end.

 

[Cobra]

Just wondering if there's a bell at the end.

 

[Quicksnapper]

Just wondering why they make them in different colours?!

 

[gumbo-67]

The purple vibe is not only 'the most excentric [sic] of the wake up vibes' but also 'an icon of inspiration, imagination and desire'. Who knew?

The black version 'will make you wake up satisfying your darkest wishes. Glamorous and sofisticated [sic], are you ready to join the dark side?'



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[BRASH]

Should be shaped like a fish

 

[Tigger.ufo]

Small problem with this....

.....I don't wear pants, I wear knickers.

.....and certainly not in bed!

 

[Gremlin]

The black version 'will make you wake up satisfying your darkest wishes. Glamorous and sofisticated [sic], are you ready to join the dark side?'

As nikon users Terri, we are already on the darkside so.................................

Small problem with this....
.....I don't wear pants, I wear knickers.
.....and certainly not in bed!

PMSL

 

[Forbiddenbiker]

Is it bad that I'm imagining Heather in bed without knickers on right now....

Depends how long the alarm lasts Adam and if it's a repeating one

Well that's what happens if you keep hitting the snooze button....

 

[DorsetDude]

Wonder how the version for blokes would work?

 

[Forbiddenbiker]

Upright? ... or most would be awake waiting for her alarm to go off id imagine.

 

[gumbo-67]

As nikon users Terri, we are already on the darkside so.................................

 

[Gremlin]

Is it bad that I'm imagining Heather in bed without knickers on right now....

You and every red blooded male on TP Adam

Well that's what happens if you keep hitting the snooze button....

But that normally only works for an hour

 

[Cobra]

You and every red blooded male on TP Adam.

But that normally only works for an hour

Good god woman !!!

 

[Tigger.ufo]

Wonder how the version for blokes would work?

Two bricks?

 

[Gremlin]

Yeah I knew you would be front of the queue

Good god woman !!!

Two bricks?

PMSL love it

 

[DorsetDude]

Two bricks?

:arghh:

Wouldn't that hurt....?

(I know, not if you keep your thumbs out of the way)

 

[Cobra]

Two bricks?

I'm glad you spelt that with a "B" and not a "P"

Yeah I knew you would be front of the queue

Looks like I came second to Adam this time
(ooops innuendo )

 

[Forbiddenbiker]

Two bricks?

...

...aww, you've ruined my stock data base entry from this morning now. ...DELETE... face was all blurry anyway.

But only because I have no idea what you look like .

I'm glad you spelt that with a "B" and not a "P"


Looks like I came second to Adam this time
(ooops innuendo )

I'm not so sure, I think you might have clinched it with those last comments!

 

[Gremlin]

else I might get banned

 

[Cobra]

I'm not so sure, I think you might have clinched it with those last comments!

LOL

else I might get banned

Pah, if I was going to ban you for insulting me, I could have done it many times over

 

[Gremlin]

Don't flatter yourself, I wasn't insulting you this time

 

[Forbiddenbiker]

Pah, if I was going to ban you for insulting me, I could have done it many times over

See naha nah, cos she was gonna insult me this time init.

Hopefully not anything about Heather not having a sense of humour. lol

 

[Gremlin]

See naha nah, cos she was gonna insult me this time init.

Hopefully not anything about Heather not having a sense of humour. lol

Awww Adam I'm deeply hurt how could you think I ever insult you

It was actually a comment far too crude for general veiwing

 

[Forbiddenbiker]

lol aww stop it. I thought as much.

Yeah yeah, all you girls say that at the beginning, then later you'd tear my heart out and slice it up as scarred gift-sets to prove to our friends you where right all along.