Just not my day today.........

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Managed to hit a pot hole in the road, knackering my tyre, and it looks like cracking the alloy. Managed to limp home, and while I was taking the wheel off, slipped on the drive doing a nose dive into the concrete.

I now have a lips that Kim Kardashian would pay good money for, and split across the bridge of my nose, plus my heat hurts... At least there's no lumps or bumps on my head, seems my face took most of the impact!!
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Oh man, that looks painful, you have my sympathy
 
Oh man, that looks painful, you have my sympathy

That was about 3 hours ago. My lips are twice that size and my nose have gone a really funky shade of red/purple. My only real concern is that I'm on anti-coagulant medication, and the cut on my lip won't seal properly. It's not flowing out, but it needs a wipe every few minutes....
 
You can carry that off no problem and if anyone asks what happened the world is your oyster, just make up a nice story...

"WoW! What happened to you?"

"That new aftershave advert isn't lying. I used it this morning and as soon as I stepped out of the door 6 gorgeous bikini clad babes pounced on me. I got this in the scrum."

In the meantime... Hope you feel better soon :D
 
Get well soon.
Is the car still up on the jack with the wheel half off?
 
Get well soon.
Is the car still up on the jack with the wheel half off?

I had jacked the car up and put a stand under it, walked away to get a T bar and slipped on the way back!

Cleaned myself up and took the wheel off, & checked everything in the garage. We then ran down to the local tyre fitting place in the wife's car, and left the wheel with them as they needed to order the tyre... A 19" Michilen Pilot Sport 4 is going to leave a big whole in my wallet......
 
ouch, both for your face and then your wallet. I hope you're OK
 
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