a woman goes into a bar and says to the barman "a bottle of your best crystal champagne please" the barman gladly obliges and opens it for her.
At which point she pulls up her skirt and pours the full bottle down the front of her thongs. the barman says "what are you doing thats a £1000 bottle of champagne!. well the woman says "i have just won the lottery and thats the only **** i'm sharing it with".
At which point she pulls up her skirt and pours the full bottle down the front of her thongs. the barman says "what are you doing thats a £1000 bottle of champagne!. well the woman says "i have just won the lottery and thats the only **** i'm sharing it with".
