JOKE! Management should perhaps avert eyes

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This amusing little yarn arrived in my inbox today :D Apologies if its been posted before....



A man in a hot air balloon realised he was lost. He reduced altitude and spotted a woman below.

He descended a bit more and shouted, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."

The woman below replied, "You're in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground. You're between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude."

"You must be in IT," said the balloonist.

"I am," replied the woman, "How did you know?"

"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct, but I've no idea what to make of your information and the fact is I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help at all. If anything, you've delayed my trip."


The woman below responded, "You must be in Management."

"I am," replied the balloonist, "but how did you know?"

"Well," said the woman, "you don't know where you are or where you're going. You have risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise, which you've no idea how to keep, and you expect people beneath you to solve your problems. The fact is you are in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but now, somehow, it's my ****ing fault."
 
Good one. I am in management and IT, all this is true about others not me!
Chris
 
:lol: :lol: oh so true:lol: :lol:
 
:lol: accurate
 
there was a different version of that floating around our email system for officers and NCO's. Very funny!
 
OH dizzy can I have that version for my husband please?
 
OH dizzy can I have that version for my husband please?

I'll see if anyone's still got it for you. We have to be quite strict on emails saved as the IT/fun police start getting on your case if there's more than 5emails in your inbox!!! it was more or less the same but with officer instead of management and NCO instead of IT!
 
Ladylens,

that's excellent, can't wait to take it into my IT Managers meeting tomorrow at work. :lol:

Jas
 
:lol: I bet it was my boss in the balloon :lol:
 
What do you call a bus full of project managers going over a cliff?






















Waste of a good bus.

I work in IT but I'm not bitter :D
 
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