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By the wife that I have lost the plot. Reason being I spent a few frustrating minutes trying to clone out a dark spot from one of my pics. Thinking there was something wrong with the selection I was making I was frantically hitting the alt key harder and harder to get it to work. Luckily before I got to the stage of giving the keyboard a good bledgering with my lump hammer, she pointed out that it was in fact a small stain on the screen :shrug: Must have been when I choked this morning dunking my jaffa cake in the tea and downing it in one :D

And another thing has anybody noticed a bad picture quality on their Tv :thinking:
 
Ha hahahaha!!! nice one mate.

Done that before but not trying clone something but very similar ha ha
 
Back in the day I fixed TV aerials for a living I was called to a house to sort a really bad tv picture. I took one look and asked for some damp kitchen roll, gave it a wipe and hey presto! sparkling clear picture. They were heavy smokers and the stains had been building up on the glass over time unnoticed. Poor woman was so embarrassed she couldn't get me out of the house fast enough :lol:
 
No photography related but just as stupid, many years ago I approached a set of traffic lights in the middle lane of a 3 lane carriageway behind a 7.5 tonne truck, I was fiddling with the radio, as I was doing this 2 articulated trucks stopped alongside me in lanes one and three.

Then I looked up from fiddling with the radio and I was rolling backwards, I pressed the foot brake, pulled the handbrake but it was useless I was still rolling backwards, I started to really panic, confusion set in, why wasn't it stopping, then the rear of the 2 trailers either side of me passed by and everything was stationary again.

I'd been completely surrounded by high vehicles, all 3 moved off at the same time giving me the impression of rolling backwards, I felt a right tit sat there with a look on my face like I was being attacked by an axe murderer
 
wack61 said:
No photography related but just as stupid, many years ago I approached a set of traffic lights in the middle lane of a 3 lane carriageway behind a 7.5 tonne truck, I was fiddling with the radio, as I was doing this 2 articulated trucks stopped alongside me in lanes one and three.

Then I looked up from fiddling with the radio and I was rolling backwards, I pressed the foot brake, pulled the handbrake but it was useless I was still rolling backwards, I started to really panic, confusion set in, why wasn't it stopping, then the rear of the 2 trailers either side of me passed by and everything was stationary again.

I'd been completely surrounded by high vehicles, all 3 moved off at the same time giving me the impression of rolling backwards, I felt a right tit sat there with a look on my face like I was being attacked by an axe murderer
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haha, thats great! i must admit there's a wicked side to me which when sat in my car in a car park and someone pulls up next to me, i tend to start reversing ever so slowly just before they stop. 75% fall for it :lol:

Back on topic, it's totally the opposite for me. i see marks and spots on photo's and just assume its something on the screen when in fact its the photo. the joys of 2 young kids who constantly attack any clean surface.

Al
 
My wife reckons I lost the plot years ago... she may be right, unfortunately she usually is.
Not that I'd ever admit that of course :)
 
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