Intelligence Test

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This is a test only for smart people. I have determined that you folk qualify by virtue of the photographs I've seen here.



The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you whether you are qualified to be a professional. Scroll down for each answer. The questions are NOT that difficult. But don't scroll down UNTIL you have answered the question!





1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?







The correct answer is:
Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.



2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?









Did you say, open the refrigerator, put in the
elephant, and close the refrigerator?

Wrong Answer.

Correct Answer:
Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.




3. The Lion King is hosting an animal
conference. All the animals attend.... except one. Which animal does not attend?









Correct Answer:
The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in here. This tests your memory.

Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.





4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?







Correct Answer:
You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the animal conference. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.

According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals they tested got all questions wrong, but many preschoolers got several correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a four-year-old.
 
:lol: :)

I got 2 right
 
I don't wanna talk about it. Stupid test anyway! :razz:
 
I must have been watching to much Dexter, I cut the Giraffe and Elephant up to fit them in the fridge, then walked over the bridge, rather than swim.
 
I got all 4 right the second time :razz:
 
I got them all wrong twice! :bonk::cuckoo::help:
 
Even as a vegetarian I considered chopping up the giraffe and the elephant to fit them in the fridge. I think a real pro would actually see how many other things would fit into the fridge. Maybe even rent it out to the Lion to hold the conference, well it is nice and cool!!! :p
 
ga ga goo ga ga :gag:
 
I took the elephant out of the fridge and rode him across the river. I'd missed the fact that the crocs were at the conference.
 
If you excuse the spelling mistake ....

REFRIGerAtor - there's definitely a girafe in there !!!

Or am I just being too logical? Anth.
 
No.

A real man would wonder why you'd want to fill your fridge with giraffe when that means your beer will get cold!!!!

Anth
 
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