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But whats this 'old' and 'grandad' stuff then? For all you know I might be a 40 year old hunk with rugged good looks and abs you could grate cheese on.
There is cake?Thanks
Although Ive brought the cakes etc in today... )
You mean you missed them?There is cake?
Share the wealth then![]()
Happy (belated) from me too![]()
Gadzooks! Its a rum do when a dastardly dame accuses you of being that old! My undershirts are in a fair pickle no I aint not nothin nor ever!Keith, if your AV is a "selfie", that puts your DOB at around 1858![]()
You know as well as we do that only old people live in Dorset..... Or is that Bournemouth....Ta
But whats this 'old' and 'grandad' stuff then? For all you know I might be a 40 year old hunk with rugged good looks and abs you could grate cheese on.
Well, all the shop windows here are bi-focal it has to be said!You know as well as we do that only old people live in Dorset..... Or is that Bournemouth....![]()
Yeah not bad thanks. Slap up meal with 50% discount.Hope you had a good day anyway..![]()
Yeah not bad thanks. Slap up meal with 50% discount.![]()

Enough already!When you presented your bus pass?![]()
That depends....... Are you old?
Not so old that I cant put you across my knee and spank your bottom young lady! Just give me a minute whilst I take my liver salts.
For all you know I might be a 40 year old hunk with rugged good looks and abs you could grate cheese on.
Holy crap you're my identical twin
Hapy birthday
(and yes I know there are supposed to be two p's in happy - like everyone else on this thread I'm taking the p)
Its bloody well beginning to look like it, isn't it?You mean you missed them?
Like the sound of that... Where did you go ?Well, all the shop windows here are bi-focal it has to be said!
and when you drive down the spur road past the bournemouth sign it says:
Bournemouth
Bournemouth!
BOURNEMOUTH!!!
'ee this was all fields round here when I grew up
Yeah not bad thanks. Slap up meal with 50% discount.![]()
Yes, checked that as well.Have you entered your DoB? Can you enter a DoB in the C19th?!![]()
Aah. That explains that then.Is your DOB set to display the year to all and sundry? If not the system doesn't send the Happy Birthday email........