I read with some excitement, the first sentence of your 'Important' message and managed to tick all the boxes, thinking this is at last my home. My adorable wife uses these words to describe me even in a romantic moment. You can imagine what she says when she's mad at me. She is from Manchester after all.
On further reading, I was disappointed to find that this is exactly what you DON'T want.
Back to the dungeon for me (which is where Christine keeps me when I misbehave).
Then, after some deliberation I thought; 'b****r it. Things can't get any worse. How much trouble can I get on a friendly forum like this? Just post a few pictures, add a comment or two, and smile a lot.'
So, here I am. The second most grumpy bloke in Darwin (there has got to be someone grumpier) ready to change his ways for the sake of photography and all who sail in her. Or am I mixing my metaphors there?
When I figure out how this all works and have a nap I'll post something.
Be gentle. I bite.
On further reading, I was disappointed to find that this is exactly what you DON'T want.
Back to the dungeon for me (which is where Christine keeps me when I misbehave).
Then, after some deliberation I thought; 'b****r it. Things can't get any worse. How much trouble can I get on a friendly forum like this? Just post a few pictures, add a comment or two, and smile a lot.'
So, here I am. The second most grumpy bloke in Darwin (there has got to be someone grumpier) ready to change his ways for the sake of photography and all who sail in her. Or am I mixing my metaphors there?
When I figure out how this all works and have a nap I'll post something.
Be gentle. I bite.
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Look forward to seeing some of your pics.