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A man asked his partner what she'd like for her birthday.
"I'd love to be eight again" she replied
On the morning of her birthday he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Coco Pops and then took her off to the local theme park.
What a Day!
He put her on every ride in the park:
* The Death Slide
* The Wall of Fear
* The Screaming Monster Roller Coaster
Five hours later she staggered out of the theme Park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.
Right away they journeyed to a McDonalds where her loving partner ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate milkshake.
Then it was off to the movies: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, all the Coke she could drink, her favourite lolly and M&M's.
What a fabulous adventure!
Finally she wobbled home with him and collapsed onto the bed exhausted. He leaned over her with a big smile and lovingly asked "Well Darling, what was it like being eight again?"
Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed.
"I meant my dress size, you ******* twot"
The moral of this story:
Even when a man is Listening, and listening real hard... and thinks he understands you - and is doing everything he possibly can to please you...
..........he's still going to get it wrong.
"I'd love to be eight again" she replied
On the morning of her birthday he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Coco Pops and then took her off to the local theme park.
What a Day!
He put her on every ride in the park:
* The Death Slide
* The Wall of Fear
* The Screaming Monster Roller Coaster
Five hours later she staggered out of the theme Park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.
Right away they journeyed to a McDonalds where her loving partner ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate milkshake.
Then it was off to the movies: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, all the Coke she could drink, her favourite lolly and M&M's.
What a fabulous adventure!
Finally she wobbled home with him and collapsed onto the bed exhausted. He leaned over her with a big smile and lovingly asked "Well Darling, what was it like being eight again?"
Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed.
"I meant my dress size, you ******* twot"
The moral of this story:
Even when a man is Listening, and listening real hard... and thinks he understands you - and is doing everything he possibly can to please you...
..........he's still going to get it wrong.
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