I nearly wet myself!! How true

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The latter would surely be more entertaining to watch. ;)
 
Watching the voice is like listening to a rainbow...
 
I've never seen this but assume it's an X factor style anti music show creating clones of what they think will sell
If so, I'd go for electrified testis :rolleyes:
 
In just a little defence of The Voice... From little I've seen of it those on stage and singing at least and at worst sort of deserve to be there... I don't remember seeing any of the out and out joke or ridiculous acts on The Voice that the X Factor seems to delight in parading before the baying masses.
 
viv1969 said:
No.... it's like listening to Zippy from Rainbow get bummed by Bungle!
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Firstly, Zippy only comes alive when he's being fisted and secondly, I'm not sure Bungle's exactly generously endowed! Zippy probably wouldn't notice the insertion!!! :P
 
I've never seen this but assume it's an X factor style anti music show creating clones of what they think will sell
If so, I'd go for electrified testis
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Does that imply you have zapped your knackers then?
 
Last time this was posted,
I also related a tale, about a mate of mine, we were out shooting, and he was dying for a leak, so he nipped behind a large Oak tree, that was on the boundary line,
and also had a wire boundary fence running passed the tree.

He thought he'd be clever and try and p*** over the wire fence, unfortunately the "stream" wasn't as powerful as he had hoped, and him squealing like a little girl,
gave away the fact that the fence was electrified.

To say I nearly wet myself too, was an understatement, it makes me smile every time I relate the story back to him :D
 
Being country bred, I've always been aware of the pulsing nature of electric fences so know when it's safe to touch them. Does mean that city bred friends may have borne the brunt of a few pranks involving straddling them when live... :whistling:
 
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George: "Zippy you have upset Bungle, he has gone out"

Zippy: "Well pour some more petrol on him then George"
 
Keith W said:
George: "Zippy you have upset Bungle, he has gone out"
Zippy: "Well pour some more petrol on him then George"
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Why did I read that with the characters voices in my head ? :D
 
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Because we all did!!! :P
 
I thought the theory behind the voice was interesting. It was all about the voice and not how you looked. However, let's be honest that is not matched with reality is it? I can't recall a single act that won that actually did something worthwhile in music.

I really don't fancy draping my balls wet over an electric fence, or any fence in any state dry or wet. But can't imagine I'll be watching the show either. So neither for me.
 
Nod said:
Firstly, Zippy only comes alive when he's being fisted and secondly, I'm not sure Bungle's exactly generously endowed! Zippy probably wouldn't notice the insertion!!! :P
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You've thought waaaay too much about this
 
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One of the many joys of not owning a TV and not bothering with catch up services is that:

A/ I only hear about crap like this from my carers or see it on posts online

B/ I don't have to make that decision.
 
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