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I picked up an older woman at a local bar last night. She was a real looker
for 60 years old and was in great shape.
We enjoyed a lengthy conversation and after several drinks had passed, she
asked me "have you ever had the "Sportsman's Double?"
I told her I had not heard of it and asked her what it was.
She replied, "It's a threesome with a mother and daughter."
We had several more drinks and she said, "You know, this is your lucky
night. Let's go to my house and we'll have that "Sportsman's Double."
I couldn't believe my luck. We went back to her place. She opened the front
door, turned the hall light on, walked to the foot of the stairs and
shouted...
"Mom, are you still awake?".
for 60 years old and was in great shape.
We enjoyed a lengthy conversation and after several drinks had passed, she
asked me "have you ever had the "Sportsman's Double?"
I told her I had not heard of it and asked her what it was.
She replied, "It's a threesome with a mother and daughter."
We had several more drinks and she said, "You know, this is your lucky
night. Let's go to my house and we'll have that "Sportsman's Double."
I couldn't believe my luck. We went back to her place. She opened the front
door, turned the hall light on, walked to the foot of the stairs and
shouted...
"Mom, are you still awake?".
Just what I need on a rainy bank holiday Monday. 
