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Sell cars for a living, have done for the past 22 years.
Sales manager at a used car centre in Bexhill, part of a larger multi franchise group.
Despite what most people think of used car salesmen, I consider myself to be one of the more honest ones and will bend over backwards (ooerr missus!) to help anybody.
Young guy comes onto the forecourt this morning looking around our selection.
"Good Morning Sir", says I, "can I help you at all?"
"How big are the boots on the VW Golf and Corolla" he replies.
I find this question a little strange as he is standing right next to the two cars in question, and as the sun is shining all of my cars have their tailgates (or boots) open!
"Well, both the boots are open Sir, you can compare the two side by side"
"Could you fit a pram in them?" he asks
"Well, why don't you bring the pram down with you and try them for size?" I offer.
"I can't, we haven't bought it yet" he says.
"When are you looking to buy the pram?"
"In about 4 or 5 months time"
"And when are you looking to buy the new car?"
"In about 6 months or so" he says, followed up with "what sort of deal will you do on either of these cars?"
"Come back in 6 months time when you are ready to buy Sir, and if I still have them I will do you a cracking deal"
I hate my job sometimes
:bang::bang::bang::bang:
Sales manager at a used car centre in Bexhill, part of a larger multi franchise group.
Despite what most people think of used car salesmen, I consider myself to be one of the more honest ones and will bend over backwards (ooerr missus!) to help anybody.
Young guy comes onto the forecourt this morning looking around our selection.
"Good Morning Sir", says I, "can I help you at all?"
"How big are the boots on the VW Golf and Corolla" he replies.
I find this question a little strange as he is standing right next to the two cars in question, and as the sun is shining all of my cars have their tailgates (or boots) open!
"Well, both the boots are open Sir, you can compare the two side by side"
"Could you fit a pram in them?" he asks
"Well, why don't you bring the pram down with you and try them for size?" I offer.
"I can't, we haven't bought it yet" he says.
"When are you looking to buy the pram?"
"In about 4 or 5 months time"
"And when are you looking to buy the new car?"
"In about 6 months or so" he says, followed up with "what sort of deal will you do on either of these cars?"
"Come back in 6 months time when you are ready to buy Sir, and if I still have them I will do you a cracking deal"
I hate my job sometimes
:bang::bang::bang::bang:
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