How NOT to take a sexy self portrait (warning: possibly NSFW and certainly tasteless)

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No, this is NOT me! :D I was sent this by a friend.

Just a tip for anyone who wants to try and make themselves look hot in a self portrait... remember to flush first!






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Oh jeez!! my eyes hurt...
 
Least its a floater ..... could be far worse ;)
 
Serious LUL'z
 
do u think she meant to get the lump in or had she forgotten about it and thought 'Mmm.. i look good.. lets take a piccie'


How come its on the SIDE on the bowl?? theres going to be serious skiddies there!!! :gag:
 
There's no accounting for taste, that might have been her entry in Chocolate Log magazines' portrait comp.
 
Someone please, crop it :D
 
I thought there was nothing wrong at first, then i scrolled up again and see it :D

:runaway: :)
 
Woah Woah Woah.. lets not flame the poor girl.

This looks like someone taking a shot of something they are proud of, like when fisherman take pictures of their greatest catch, or a car own next to his shining automobile.


:D:D:D
 
She is a kidnapper and is showing that she has let one of the chocolate hostages go!!!
 
That thing must have it's own postcode .......

Hope she doesn't live near Dover , as when I go to work tonight will have to issue a navigation warning :suspect:
 
Tell you what Tony, the invitation from that model on Purestorm we received is even more frightening now ! :lol:

fraggle101 said:
do u think she meant to get the lump in or had she forgotten about it and thought 'Mmm.. i look good.. lets take a piccie'

How come its on the SIDE on the bowl?? theres going to be serious skiddies there!!! :gag:
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Steve
 
Do you think they may be related in some way Steve?? lol..
 
i think the moral here is...DON'T DO IT
Capt Kirk just had his head in the bowl looking for the Captains log.
 
I guess she did what she set out to do
"Job" done :thumbs:
 
We've seen all kinds on this forum, never thought I would see that, whatever next:D
 
Should have used a little fill-in flush:lol:
 
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