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It's like an equation but without the arithmetic symbols.

Consider these:

Washing Machine
57 minutes
Kitten
30ºC


What conclusion do you come to?
 
Conclusion= I am rubbish at maths....

Hmmmm do they all equate to numbers?
 
Never had that on countdown with Richard Whitely......
 
Thank you, Yvonne. Yes, the answer is a warm, wet, pussy :D

Amazingly, it was still alive. It was carted of to the local vets then to the animal hospital where it will spend the night.

It's alive. It's purring. But it can't stand up. :shrug:

And no, it's not one of ours. This particular trick is down to my sis-in-law :cuckoo:
 
2blue4u said:
Thank you, Yvonne. Yes, the answer is a warm, wet, pussy :D

Amazingly, it was still alive. It was carted of to the local vets then to the animal hospital where it will spend the night.

It's alive. It's purring. But it can't stand up. :shrug:

And no, it's not one of ours. This particular trick is down to my sis-in-law :cuckoo:
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:whistling: ...... :schtum:
 
Did it wash better than Purrsil sorry I will go now:coat:
 
No wonder it can't stand up - it's probably dizzy as hell.

30 isn't so hot but it's a long time to be tossed around in water. Fingers crossed there's no lasting damage and it recovers OK.
 
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2blue4u said:
Thank you, Yvonne. Yes, the answer is a warm, wet, pussy :D

Amazingly, it was still alive. It was carted of to the local vets then to the animal hospital where it will spend the night.

It's alive. It's purring. But it can't stand up. :shrug:

And no, it's not one of ours. This particular trick is down to my sis-in-law :cuckoo:
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Poor little thing - it's a wonder it didn't drown :(
 
2blue4u said:
Thank you, Yvonne. Yes, the answer is a warm, wet, pussy :D

Amazingly, it was still alive. It was carted of to the local vets then to the animal hospital where it will spend the night.

It's alive. It's purring. But it can't stand up. :shrug:

And no, it's not one of ours. This particular trick is down to my sis-in-law :cuckoo:
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:shake: poor little kitty, I hope the tumbling hasn't damaged its spine. Mind you, its amazing its alive at all, I suppose helped by more modern washing machines using less water. Best of luck and tell you sis-in-law she should get to specsavers!!
 
30 degrees is waaaaaaay too cool to get cat sick out of the laundry!
 
Shove your sister in law in the washing machine for 57 minutes @ 30ºC and see hpw see likes it.
No offense intended but is she a dumb blonde from Essex?
 
hashcake said:
Shove your sister in law in the washing machine for 57 minutes @ 30ºC and see hpw see likes it.
No offense intended but is she a dumb blonde from Essex?
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You say that as though you think she did it intentionally :thinking: Kittens are very inquisitive and Soggy (new name for the Moggy) would have jumped in whilst she was distracted.

She lives in Essex but not from there nor is she blond.
 
poor moggy - hope it makes a full recovery..........

at least it wasn't the microwave!
 
How the hell would the poor thing survive the spin cycle? the centrefugal force alone would kill it. Or was it spotted before that?
 
Soggy is now back home from the animal hospital and is doing well but is far from 100%. There appears to be gradual improvement over time so let's hope this continues.

I have now learned that sis-in-law fell down some wooden stairs/steps leading to the garden and has damaged her back. She was in hospital herself today having tests. She did this BEFORE giving the mog its pre-wash. This might explain her not stooping down as low as she might otherwise have done when loading the washing machine - and therefore not seeing the mog.

Yes, I know. A feeble excuse. She's not off the hook by any means :bat:
 
He's now officially out of danger. He's been climbing trees and fences and visiting the neighbours - just as though nothing has happened. Well, he did have his brain cooked and tumbled.
 
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