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Okay, firstly let me set the scene:
My brother ALWAYS makes a fuss and hovers around me when I offer to make him a cup of coffee because he doesn't think I make it right. He insists that if you put the milk in after the water it doesn't taste as nice as when you put the milk in before the water. He gets quite aggressive and frustrated and I have to admit to winding him up about it quite often
Tonight I offered him a coffee. "Yeah okay, thanks" he said and followed me into the kitchen. I went to put the water in and I hear from over my shoulder, "What about the milk?!" and I say, "Oh, it doesn't matter, it doesn't taste any different!"
Oh you should have seen the fuss.
So I decided to do an experiment. He went and sat down in the living room with Dad and I made up 2 cups of coffee, each with EXACTLY the same measurements. The brown mug had the milk in first, the blue mug had the water in first. I bring them in, tell him to sip them, and tell me which had the milk in first.
He tastes both, and very sincerely and triumphantly lifts up the blue mug and says "This one."
To which I burst out laughing and exclaim! "No! Pahahahaha!" and Dad joins in
:nuts: He hasn't spoken to me all evening
Here's laugh number 2:
Sumotori Dreams
It's a 'sumo' game, in which you control 1 of 2 robots in walking forward and pushing. The robots try to sort out their gravity balance by changing their footing, but are just basically 2 drunk robots
Basically there's a games convention, every year, where a bunch of coders and programmers join forces to create a game that is under 96kb (yes, that's right, 0.096mb) and then they are rated and the winner is given a prize.
This is the result of one of those. It's fantastic 5 minute fun, and all under the size of a word document
Can't go wrong (if it doesn't work, google 'Sumotori 1.02' - the patched, updated version)
My brother ALWAYS makes a fuss and hovers around me when I offer to make him a cup of coffee because he doesn't think I make it right. He insists that if you put the milk in after the water it doesn't taste as nice as when you put the milk in before the water. He gets quite aggressive and frustrated and I have to admit to winding him up about it quite often
Tonight I offered him a coffee. "Yeah okay, thanks" he said and followed me into the kitchen. I went to put the water in and I hear from over my shoulder, "What about the milk?!" and I say, "Oh, it doesn't matter, it doesn't taste any different!"
Oh you should have seen the fuss.
So I decided to do an experiment. He went and sat down in the living room with Dad and I made up 2 cups of coffee, each with EXACTLY the same measurements. The brown mug had the milk in first, the blue mug had the water in first. I bring them in, tell him to sip them, and tell me which had the milk in first.
He tastes both, and very sincerely and triumphantly lifts up the blue mug and says "This one."
To which I burst out laughing and exclaim! "No! Pahahahaha!" and Dad joins in
:nuts: He hasn't spoken to me all evening Here's laugh number 2:
Sumotori Dreams
It's a 'sumo' game, in which you control 1 of 2 robots in walking forward and pushing. The robots try to sort out their gravity balance by changing their footing, but are just basically 2 drunk robots
Basically there's a games convention, every year, where a bunch of coders and programmers join forces to create a game that is under 96kb (yes, that's right, 0.096mb) and then they are rated and the winner is given a prize.
This is the result of one of those. It's fantastic 5 minute fun, and all under the size of a word document
Can't go wrong (if it doesn't work, google 'Sumotori 1.02' - the patched, updated version)
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