Guts and Balls

[Mr THX]

We've all heard about people having guts or balls; but do you really know the difference between them?

GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say: "You're next!"

Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome since both results in DEATH!

 

[Matt]

lol! cant see me getting away with either of them

 

[CT]

rotflmao.

 

[DiddyDave]

GONADS - what you find on your bedside table in the morning if you try either of those!

 

[mrgubby]

Reminds me of the time I phoned the wife from Thailand (was on a buisness trip)

me -- "Guess where I've been tonight ????"

wife -- "Where Dear ???"

me -- "A Brothel "

wife -- ""

:thumbsdown:

 

[oldgit]

Reminds me of the time I phoned the wife from Thailand (was on a buisness trip)

me -- "Guess where I've been tonight ????"

wife -- "Where Dear ???"

me -- "A Brothel "

wife -- ""

:thumbsdown:

Doh! :bang:

 

[oldgit]

.... also (sadly very true) a colleague from work...

Went on another 3 week business trip, to Sweeden (again).
Came back after said trip. Wife asked "have you been bored". To which he
replied, "No I've been out partying most nights with the girl at the airport checkin".

Doh! :bang: :bang:

 

[kamion]

ROFL!

 

[Marianne]

you blokes...