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"You're gonna need a bigger boat."

Chief Brody - Jaws
 

edit perhaps not :D
Arnie teminator

I'm getting to old for this ****
Danny glover leathal weapon

 
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Aliens, Vasquez --- 'LETS ROCK !!!!!'

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Roddy Piper in They Live

"I come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass but i'm all out of bubble gum".
 
"I KNEW THIS GUY, WHO KNEW THIS GUY, WHO KNEW THIS GUY, WHO KNEW THIS GUY, WHO KNEW THIS GUY, WHO KNEW THIS GUY, WHO KNEW THIS GUY, WHO KNEW THIS GUY, WHO KNEW THIS GUY, WHO KNEW THIS GUY, WHO KNEW THIS GUY,WHO KNEW THIS GUY,WHO KNEW THIS GUY, WHO KNEW THIS GUY'S COUSIN"

spongebob
 
Ferris Bueler - Not that I condone fascism, or any -ism for that matter. -Ism's in my opinion are not good. A person should not believe in an -ism, he should believe in himself. I quote John Lennon, "I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me." Good point there. After all, he was the walrus. I could be the walrus. I'd still have to bum rides off people.:lol:
 
Roddy Piper in They Live

"I come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass but i'm all out of bubble gum".

I thought that was out of Duke Nukem 3D... :suspect:

Predator;

Steroid fueled freak One - You're bleeding, man. You're hit.
Steroid fueled freak Two - I ain't got time to bleed.

Steroid fueled freak One: I'm scared.
Steroid fueled freak Two: ********. You ain't afraid of no man.
Steroid fueled freak One: There's something out there waiting for us, and it ain't no man. We're all gonna die.
 
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"Here lies the body of Mary Lee. Died at the age of 103. For 15 years she kept her virginity. Not a bad record for this vicinity."

Quint - Jaws
 
In Evolution:

Ira Kane: Snag it!
Harry Block: Snag it?
Ira Kane: Yeah. Come on, snag it and put it in the bucket.
Harry Block: I've seen this movie, the black dude dies first. YOU snag it!

Awesome film.
 
''life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what your gonna get''

Forrest Gump
 
And another:

'We get any lower we ain't gonna need no friggin' parachutes!'

Band of Brothers
 
Castaway:

"Don't worry Wilson, I'll do all the paddling. You just hang on"
 
A few for you:-

Lord Rochester: No, the new world is too far. Too big. Too primitive. No, no, my place is here... corrupting the young. (Plunkett & Macleane)

Maximillian Cohen: 11:15, restate my assumptions: 1. Mathematics is the language of nature. 2. Everything around us can be represented and understood through numbers. 3. If you graph these numbers, patterns emerge. Therefore: There are patterns everywhere in nature. (Pi)

Inigo Montoya: Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. (The Princess Bride)

Mark Hunter: Talk hard, I like that. It's like a dirty thought in a nice clean mind. (Pump Up The Volume)

Lenina Huxley: He's finally matched his meet. You really licked his ass.
John Spartan: That's *met* his match and kicked... *kicked* his ass... (Demolition Man)


John: Jesus, Plank, couldn't you have got smokeless cartridges? I can't see a bloody thi - Ah! ****! I've been shot!
Dog: I don't ****ing believe this! Can everyone stop gettin' shot? (Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels)

That'll do...
 
Dr Ray Stantz: Everything was fine with our system until the power grid was shut off by dickless here.
Walter Peck: They caused an explosion!
Mayor: Is this true?
Dr. Peter Venkman: Yes it's true.
[pause]
Dr. Peter Venkman: This man has no ****.
Walter Peck: Jeez!
 
edit perhaps not :D
Arnie terminator

I'm getting to old for this ****
Danny glover lethal weapon

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its a good job that I cut the Arnie quote then :p

Help me obe wan knobe
princess layer :D Leia star wars IV

I've got a bad feeling about this Han Solo
Star wars IV V &VI
 
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One from the wife - Cruel Intentions

"you can put it anywhere" :shrug:
 
Casablanca

Captain Renault: How extravagant you are, throwing away women like that. Some day they may be scarce.
 
Ok, here are a couple of my faves:

Dr: "There's no time for lubricant"
Harry Block: "there always time for lubricant!" - Evolution

Peasant (Dennis): "Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

Oh, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you. I mean if if I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away." - Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail.

Gary Johnston: OK, a limosine that can fly. Now I have seen everything.
Spottswoode: Really? Have you seen a man eat his own head?
Gary Johnston: No.
Spottswoode: So then, you haven't seen everything. - Team America: World Police.

One more, because I really could go on all day...

Gunner: "Anyone that runs, is VC. Anyone that stands still, is well-trained VC!" - Full Metal Jacket
 
"i fart in you general direction" monty python. holly grail.

" go on,eat me you bas****.
i hope i give you the f****n sh**s". sargeant in the film . dog soldiers.
that was a real spit out my popcorn laughing moment

"go on sir. just one more waffer theen mint."
"****** off. i'm stuffed. " meaning of life. monty python. i think he was called mr creosote.
 
Badges? We ain't got no badges. We don't need no badges! I don't have to show you any stinkin' badges!

The Treasure of the Sierra Madre :)
 
It's not enough that I succeed; everyone else must fail.

Ross Webster (Robert Vaughan) Superman III
 
Another FMJ one...

"WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION, NUMB-NUTS?!"
 
That'll be the Italian Job then Matt? :p
 
Here are a few of my favourites.....

"You're getting paranoid....Gerry" - Goodbye Porkpie

"Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration, don't fail us now" The Blues Brothers

"I want to buy your women... the little girl... your daughters. Sell them to me. Sell me your children" The Blues Brothers

"It's *my* snake, I trained it, I'm going to eat it! I got a recipe for snake. Delicious. Fricassee of reptile. You are what you eat. " Mad Max 2

Headmaster: One problem area, the showers. What'll happen with the showers?
Phil Menzies: Oh, she'll bring her own soap. - Gregory's Girl
 
2 for me !

1.
Pussy Galore: My name's Pussy Galore
Bond: I must be dreaming

2.
Rumack: Can you fly this plane, and land it?
Ted Striker: Surely you can't be serious.
Rumack: I am serious... and don't call me Shirley.

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Here are a few of my favourites.....

"You're getting paranoid....Gerry" - Goodbye Porkpie

"Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration, don't fail us now" The Blues Brothers

"I want to buy your women... the little girl... your daughters. Sell them to me. Sell me your children" The Blues Brothers

It is fair to say that most lines from The Blues Brothers are memorable,brilliant film.........:thumbs:

"Fix the cigarette lighter"........:)
 
General Jack D. Ripper: Were you ever a prisoner of war?
Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Well, yes I was, matter of fact, Jack, I was.
General Jack D. Ripper: Did they torture you?
Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Uh, yes they did. I was tortured by the Japanese, Jack, if you must know. Not a pretty story.
General Jack D. Ripper: Well, what happened?
Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Oh, well, I don't know, Jack, difficult to think of under these conditions. But, well, what happened was they got me on the old Rangoon-Ichinawa railway. I was laying train lines for the bloody Japanese puff-puffs.
General Jack D. Ripper: No, I mean when they tortured you, did you talk?
Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Ah, oh, no... well, I don't think they wanted me to talk really. I don't think they wanted me to say anything. It was just their way of having a bit of fun, the swines. Strange thing is they make such bloody good cameras.

from Dr Strangelove
 
Castaway:

"Don't worry Wilson, I'll do all the paddling. You just hang on"

surely your still watching it from the first time (I remember that film started one morning and ended a week later with no one the wiser of anything - apologies for insulting your film)

One from the wife - Cruel Intentions

"you can put it anywhere" :shrug:

Ya know thats his sister right (step, but still odd) - love that film :D (NON FREUDIAN)


mine is

"but **** it, who needs reasons when you've got heroin"

not sure if anyone will get it once desecrated by the swear filter
 
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Ezekiel 25 17 The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who, in the name of charity and goodwill, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper, and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is The Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

Samuel L Jackson. Pulp Fiction

.......then he blasts some kid full of lead.
 
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