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The other night I was invited out for a night with the boys. I promised my wife that I would be home by midnight. Well, the hours passed and the beers went down way too easy. Just before 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home.
Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed three times. Quickly realising my wife would probably wake up, I cuckooed another nine times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution (even when totally smashed), in order to escape a possible conflict.
The next morning my wife asked me what time I got in and I told her "Midnight." She didn't seem p***ed off at all. Phew! Got away with that one!
Then she said, "We need a new cuckoo clock."
When I asked her why, she said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, "Oh ****," cuckooed four more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times and then tripped over the coffee table and farted."
Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed three times. Quickly realising my wife would probably wake up, I cuckooed another nine times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution (even when totally smashed), in order to escape a possible conflict.
The next morning my wife asked me what time I got in and I told her "Midnight." She didn't seem p***ed off at all. Phew! Got away with that one!
Then she said, "We need a new cuckoo clock."
When I asked her why, she said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, "Oh ****," cuckooed four more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times and then tripped over the coffee table and farted."
