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All Johnny references are purely co-incidental 
Johnny fancied a girl in his office.....but she belonged to someone
else...
One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said
"I'll give you a £100 for sex " , but the girl said NO.
Johnny said: "I'll be fast, I'll throw the money on the floor, you
bend down, and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up."
She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend. (a consultant). so she called her boyfriend and told him the story.
Her boyfriend says ask him for £200, pick up the money very fast, he
won't even be able to get his pants down.
So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour goes by and the
boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call.
Finally after 45mins the boyfriend calls and asks what happened...
She said "the ******* used coins"!
Management lesson:
Always consider a business proposal in its entirety before agreeing to it
and getting screwed.
Johnny fancied a girl in his office.....but she belonged to someone
else...
One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said
"I'll give you a £100 for sex " , but the girl said NO.
Johnny said: "I'll be fast, I'll throw the money on the floor, you
bend down, and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up."
She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend. (a consultant). so she called her boyfriend and told him the story.
Her boyfriend says ask him for £200, pick up the money very fast, he
won't even be able to get his pants down.
So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour goes by and the
boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call.
Finally after 45mins the boyfriend calls and asks what happened...
She said "the ******* used coins"!
Management lesson:
Always consider a business proposal in its entirety before agreeing to it
and getting screwed.
- this does sound suspiciously like you Jon 
