Funny graffiti

[arclight]

Seen any humourous graffiti, e.g.

On a public toilet door:-

It's no use standing on the seat
The crabs in here can jump six feet.
It's no use going next door
The crabs in there jump six feet more!

 

[Big_Ham]

On a toilet door I've seen:

"All those wishing to play toilet tennis look left."

Then on the left wall

"Look right"

Then on right right wall

"Look Left."

 

[it's alive]

On a condom machine:

"my daddy says they don't work"

 

[Steve Smith]

On a wall a few years ago:

'If you read this, you are gay'.




Steve.

 

[CarolF]

11 was a racehorse
22 was 1 2
11 1 1 race
22 1 1 2

now read it again! Translation to follow in later post if no-one understands as I don't want to ruin it

 

[nilagin]

11 was a racehorse
22 was 1 2
11 1 1 race
22 1 1 2

now read it again! Translation to follow in later post if no-one understands as I don't want to ruin it

I haven't heard that one for about 30 years.

 

[Cobra]

"We aim to please"

"will you aim too? please"

 

[arclight]

Notice on inside of toilet door:-

Beware of limbo dancers.

 

[Uneducated_Rick]

In my local (next door ) there's a picture that is of a bank of urinals with 'graffiti' all over it - they are hilarious.

Will find out the artist's name later tonight

 

[inaneredstripe]

ARE YOU STEVE?