For the girls....

[minimeeze]

Bloody hell, I started an innocent thread and now look what's happened

No pics I'm afraid, but I can say that they have passed the weigh and nibble test

 

[Dino f]

Pushed up and poking seductively above that opened button for best effect usually ...well, in public anyway

Oooops! cold shower time

 

[digitalfailure]

I can say that they have passed the weigh and nibble test

diiiiiiirty girl


They may well pass those 2 minor tests, but how would they stand up to the third and final test.

nakid star jumps :nuts:



Only you tube footage will confirm

 

[Janice]

diiiiiiirty girl


They may well pass those 2 minor tests, but how would they stand up to the third and final test.

nakid star jumps :nuts:

do you really think we are ready for naked star jumps on a friday night?? :nono: :rules:

 

[digitalfailure]

well I am, so pull ya finger out

 

[busterboy]

 

[Janice]

well which one of us girlies do you think that is then?

 

[paulc]

do you really think we are ready for naked star jumps on a friday night?? :nono: :rules:

nekid star jumps...will the tenor lady stay in position without undercrackers?




just a joke and I'm sure that ladies on here dont need them, but we always have a box handy for when we have a barbecue, just for all of the mums who get drunk and want a go on my daughters trampoline.

funny how pendulous breasts lose all revelance when faced with a pelvic floor that is shot to bits

 

[Susane]

 

[Janice]

funny how pendulous breasts lose all revelance when faced with a pelvic floor that is shot to bits

Oh gross!!!!!! :nono: :thumbsdown: its only sneezing that does that!!

 

[Jo]

Paulc... Once upon a time ago, my friend had just given birth to twins (naturally ) and they hosted a BBQ with just us and the twins. At some point my friend ask my hubby if he wanted another sausage, and threw it his way. It landed in his glass of coke and... well, she was cleaning herself up in the bathroom for a while None of us could stop laughing, and my poor friend wet herself slightly.

You have a good idea there with keeping supplies handy!

 

[busterboy]

If these are a little near the bone please remove them..:nuts:

 

[Jo]

Lordy lordy BusterBoy... wonder what word you are using to search those out

 

[paulc]

Oh gross!!!!!! :nono: :thumbsdown: its only sneezing that does that!!

and Nekid star jumps and spotty dogs and Trampolines

TBH jojosmojo, we dont really keep supplies in, we actually goad mums into having a go on the trampoline, then wet ourselves watching them realise that kids cost more than money.lol

 

[minimeeze]

nekid star jumps...will the tenor lady stay in position without undercrackers?

Nothing wrong with my pelvic floor and no, I'm not doing ANY star jumps.... not even fully clothed, so :razz:

 

[Janice]

Nothing wrong with my pelvic floor and no, I'm not doing ANY star jumps.... not even fully clothed, so :razz:

oh no we forgot, no kids for Min.....pelvic floor snaps back like a rubber band!!

 

[whiteflyer]

Just wait till she in her 70's and they are dropping round her knees

Pert and firm is much nicer

 

[Susane]

oh no we forgot, no kids for Min.....pelvic floor snaps back like a rubber band!!

Same here

 

[paulc]

oh no we forgot, no kids for Min.....pelvic floor snaps back like a rubber band!!

@Min and Susane...Tsk Tsk nobody likes a showoff:nono: and hopefully one day you too will discover the joys of kids and all things assosciated, ie bust open pelvic floor, leaking boobs and TB, or as our midwife used to call it, "Tits on the belly", its a bit like real TB but worse, especially for a first timer, when she realises that her perky bosom is no more...Oh and then to discover that she cant tampoline at barbecues, sneeze or do nekid jump jacks

This is why Mums always shout at Kids

 

[Janice]

@Min and Susane...Tsk Tsk nobody likes a showoff:nono: and hopefully one day you too will discover the joys of kids and all things assosciated, ie bust open pelvic floor, leaking boobs and TB, or as our midwife used to call it, "Tits on the belly", its a bit like real TB but worse, especially for a first timer, when she realises that her perky bosom is no more...Oh and then to discover that she cant tampoline at barbecues, sneeze or do nekid jump jacks

This is why Mums always shout at Kids

But all this pales into insignificance when you have some beautiful children who are the joy of your life!

 

[paulc]

But all this pales into insignificance when you have some beautiful children who are the joy of your life!

Too right, they are wonderful

 

[photostar_1]

Who the blazes wants to do star jumps anyway?

 

[Janice]

Who the blazes wants to do star jumps anyway?

Classic Carole!! and very true. Id rather look at my lovely growing up children and know it was all worth it.

And mine are still pert anyway!! (not the children!!)

 

[Yv]

But all this pales into insignificance when you have some beautiful children who are the joy of your life!

Indeed, its makes a pelvic floor thats shot to pieces and chesty bits that will NEVER entertain star jumps again, all worthwhile... apparently.... Mind you I have teenagers with figures to die for and attitudes to match, so I do sometimes wonder...

 

[mrgubby]

[s2]

[/s2]


I think I've just found my new screensaver :nuts:

 

[cjnicolai]

This thread is worthless without pics.

I believe y'all have already seen mine. LOL.

 

[Cobra]

I think we may need reminding?

 

[Janice]

I believe y'all have already seen mine. LOL.

you mean those are yours in Mr Gubbys video???

 

[mho]

[s2]

[/s2]

Best post we've had at TP for sometime

 

[InaGlo]

How come this thread is entitled 'For the girls' ... and has typically ended-up very much 'For the boys'

 

[busterboy]

How come this thread is entitled 'For the girls' ... and has typically ended-up very much 'For the boys'

We just like popping in for a nosey Glo..:nuts:

 

[kamion]

Proper support is very important, or else you risk over stretching the ligaments or tendons or some what. :nuts:

 

[minimeeze]

@Min and Susane...Tsk Tsk nobody likes a showoff:nono: and hopefully one day you too will discover the joys of kids and all things assosciated, ie bust open pelvic floor, leaking boobs and TB, or as our midwife used to call it, "Tits on the belly", its a bit like real TB but worse, especially for a first timer, when she realises that her perky bosom is no more...Oh and then to discover that she cant tampoline at barbecues, sneeze or do nekid jump jacks

This is why Mums always shout at Kids

Sorry, but that's a road I'll never travel! I know all about what childbirth does to you too Check out my occupation

 

[Joe T]

Check out my occupation

Dinkles?

 

[minimeeze]

Dinkles?

:razz:

 

[Woodsy]

Thread of win tbh.

 

[paulc]

Sorry, but that's a road I'll never travel! I know all about what childbirth does to you too Check out my occupation

You know all there is to know about this kinda stuff then..but you deserve a round of applause...what would we do without midwives :shrug: