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According to national statistics, 70% of us wear the wrong size bra, so next time you're shopping, go and get yourself measured. I did just that today, and was Delighted to Discover I am slightly more Developed than I thought I was :lol: :D

Instant ego boost!
 
Oh lets all throw the bloody things away!!! :D :naughty: :woot:
 
LOL and the other 30% should be done for False Pretences for wearing a bra in the first place. :p
 
minimeeze said:
I did just that today, and was Delighted to Discover I am slightly more Developed than I thought I was :lol: :D
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Okay, I'll bite, proof needed :D
 
I shall need two hands afterwards, Rob!! ;)
 
If any of the female members would like a second opinion on their fitting, i'm happy to offer my services.....i'll even warm my hands :thumbs:
 
Im going to get one fitted immediately in that case!! :naughty: :clap:
 
I rarely wear a bra :lol: Only when I go out, then it's necessary to stop them clanging together:lol:. Being big up top it hurts my back more to wear one than not.
 
minimeeze said:
According to national statistics, 70% of us wear the wrong size bra, so next time you're shopping, go and get yourself measured. I did just that today, and was Delighted to Discover I am slightly more Developed than I thought I was :lol: :D

Instant ego boost!
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I wonder if the same trick would work for underpants! :naughty: :nuts: :suspect: :gag:
Paul
 
Dont forget to get them Weighed also.. this is just as important as the correct fittment....

IF you are unsure of how to weigh breasts... ask any bloke "'scuse me can you please weigh my breasts"
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Wehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! :)
 
[S4]YAAAAAWN!!![/S4] :D
 
Yes, fair enough!!! We're glad you do really!! ;) :naughty: :naughty: :D
 
I like this kind of thread.....


It lets me keep abreast of recent developments :naughty:
 
scoff said:
Dont forget to get them Weighed also.. this is just as important as the correct fittment....
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It's true :agree:

The nibble test is also important and should be taken on a regular basis. To ensure accurate results numerous testers should be employed.

A man walking down the street meets a woman with perfect breasts.
He says to her "Excuse me,miss,but would you let me bite your breasts for £100?"
"Absolutely not?" she answers and keeps walking.
He then shouts to her "What if I made it £1000"
"listen, i'm not that sort of girl" she replies

"Ok my final offer £10,000 for one bite?"

She thinks about it for a few seconds and says "£10,000, eh? ok just once"

She takes off her blouse to reveal the most perfect breasts in the world.As soon as he sees them he grabs them, starts to fondle and caress them slowly, kissing them and burying his face in them,but not biting them.
The woman finally gets annoyed and asks, "Are you going to bite them or not?"

"Nope, he answers. Too expensive!"
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LadyLens said:
Pushed up and poking seductively above that opened button for best effect usually.
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Oh god, are we all that transparent and predictable? LOL :D :lol:
 
I'm having trouble keeping abreast of this thread!
 
I can see you are John...........we've had that joke already!! :bonk: :D
 
Oh b*gger!!! I've made a t*t of myself again!
 
LadyLens said:
Men are simple folk, it has to made easy for them to understand :lol:
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Yes.... open button, push them up ........... and they will listen to anything you have to say!! :D :naughty: :lol:
 
Except they're not really listening at all Janice! :nuts:
 
CT said:
Except they're not really listening at all Janice! :nuts:
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listen to you saying "they" as if it doesnt apply to you! :D :lol:
 
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