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Covered many weddings in my time where nervous couples have fluffed their lines but at Saturdays wedding a very nervous groom hit the jackpot:

I xxx take you xxx to be my awful wedded wife, :lol: after the guests had calmed down and stopped laughing the registrar made him say the line again, take you to be my lawful wedded wife.

Pleased to say everyone had a good sense of humour, a thing that seems to be lacking with today's young society that are only happy when stoned out of their minds or kicking someones head in.
Might be a bit unfair, perhaps I watch too much “cops with cameras” on TV.
:police:
 
retired said:
Covered many weddings in my time where nervous couples have fluffed their lines but at Saturdays wedding a very nervous groom hit the jackpot:

I xxx take you xxx to be my awful wedded wife, :lol: after the guests had calmed down and stopped laughing the registrar made him say the line again, take you to be my lawful wedded wife.

Pleased to say everyone had a good sense of humour, a thing that seems to be lacking with today's young society that are only happy when stoned out of their minds or kicking someones head in.
Might be a bit unfair, perhaps I watch too much “cops with cameras” on TV.
:police:
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Freudian slip perhaps. May end up that way.
 
retired said:
...today's young society that are only happy when stoned out of their minds or kicking someones head in.
Might be a bit unfair, perhaps I watch too much “cops with cameras” on TV.
:police:
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I'd say so :thinking: I (24YO) don't remember ever kicking anyone's head in, or getting stoned for that matter...the Army looks down on both :lol:

Funny slip-up though :D I think my monster-in-law would have destroyed me if I'd done that :lol:
 
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