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Google search "Florida man and your birthdate" (month day) and see what the top result is.

Mine is - Florida Man Attacked By Neighborhood Squirrel :D
 

A Florida man was rescued after trying to ride a hamster ball to the Bahamas​

 
Florida TP moderator, attacked by Neighbourhood Squirrel, then rescued but later found hitchhiking on a hamster ball to the Bahamas, but defintaley DIDN'T expose himself to cheerleaders at any kind of school, so say deputies. Said TP moderator (from Florida), later found removing dumplings from a mother's mouth, aided by a mannequin.



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NAKED FLORIDA MAN DRINKS 2 LITERS OF VODKA, BURNS DOWN HOUSE BAKING COOKIES ON GEORGE FOREMAN GRILL​

 

Florida man spit food into woman’s mouth during road rage incident, deputies say​

 

Florida man jailed for ‘I eat a–’ bumper sticker refuses to back down​

 
I couldn't resist, I tried but failed..................

'Florida man fed up with potholes plants banana tree in middle of road.'

I think my ficticious one was better. :D
 
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Florida man runs of to drink a beer after mooning deputies.

I wasn't there when that didn't happen...

Florida man loses pants while being chased by cops in hours-long manhunt.

I wasn't there either!
 
Florida man threatens to destroy everyone with army of turtles
 
A Florida man who allegedly harassed his family using Coldplay lyrics and threats of violence from his “Nazi prison associates”
was convinced to end his standoff with police for a slice of pizza.


But I don't like Pizza ...
 

Florida man steals car; train sends it crashing into house​

 
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