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Some thing to brighten your day......
General Musharaf, President of Pakistan was awoken at 4am by the
telephone.
"Jannab, its the Minister of Health here. Sorry to bother you at this
hour
but there is an emergency! I've just received word that the Durex
factory
in Rawalpindi has burned to the ground. It is estimated that the entire
Pakistani supply of condoms will be gone by the end of the week."
Musharaf: "What a disaster! The economy will never be able to cope with
all
those unwanted babies- we'll be ruined!"
Minister: "We're going to have to ship some condoms in from abroad..."
Musharaf: "Afghanistan...?"
Minister: "No chance!! The tabloids will have a field day on this one!"
Musharaf: "What about India?"
Minister: "Maybe- but we don't want them to know that we are stuck.
Call the Indian Prime Minister, Singh- tell him we need one million
condoms; colored gold and green;
ten inches long and eight inches thick! That way they'll know how big
the
Pakis really are!!"
Miyan Musharaf called Singh, who agreed to help the Pakis out in their
hour of need.
Three days later a flight arrived in Islamabad- full of boxes.
A delighted Gen. Musharaf rushed out to open the boxes.
He found condoms; 10 inches long; 8 inches thick, all colored green and
gold. He then noticed in small writing on each and every one
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MADE IN INDIA
SIZE: SMALL
General Musharaf, President of Pakistan was awoken at 4am by the
telephone.
"Jannab, its the Minister of Health here. Sorry to bother you at this
hour
but there is an emergency! I've just received word that the Durex
factory
in Rawalpindi has burned to the ground. It is estimated that the entire
Pakistani supply of condoms will be gone by the end of the week."
Musharaf: "What a disaster! The economy will never be able to cope with
all
those unwanted babies- we'll be ruined!"
Minister: "We're going to have to ship some condoms in from abroad..."
Musharaf: "Afghanistan...?"
Minister: "No chance!! The tabloids will have a field day on this one!"
Musharaf: "What about India?"
Minister: "Maybe- but we don't want them to know that we are stuck.
Call the Indian Prime Minister, Singh- tell him we need one million
condoms; colored gold and green;
ten inches long and eight inches thick! That way they'll know how big
the
Pakis really are!!"
Miyan Musharaf called Singh, who agreed to help the Pakis out in their
hour of need.
Three days later a flight arrived in Islamabad- full of boxes.
A delighted Gen. Musharaf rushed out to open the boxes.
He found condoms; 10 inches long; 8 inches thick, all colored green and
gold. He then noticed in small writing on each and every one
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
MADE IN INDIA
SIZE: SMALL
