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When you have an "I Hate My Job" day, try this.
On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer
section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson.
Be very sure you get this brand.
When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the
phone so you will not be disturbed. Change into very comfortable clothing
and sit in your favourite chair. Open the package and remove the
thermometer.
Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become
chipped or broken. Now the fun part begins. Take out the literature and read
it carefully.
You will notice that in small print there is a statement, "Every Rectal
thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested".
Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, "I am so glad I do not
work in the thermometer quality control at Johnson & Johnson."
HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT
IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE ASS THAN YOURS.
On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer
section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson.
Be very sure you get this brand.
When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the
phone so you will not be disturbed. Change into very comfortable clothing
and sit in your favourite chair. Open the package and remove the
thermometer.
Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become
chipped or broken. Now the fun part begins. Take out the literature and read
it carefully.
You will notice that in small print there is a statement, "Every Rectal
thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested".
Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, "I am so glad I do not
work in the thermometer quality control at Johnson & Johnson."
HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT
IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE ASS THAN YOURS.
they put me down in the 'special care" unit this week, with all the folks with Alzheimer's. Breaks my heart, don't think I can handle that part of it tbh