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FIRST A BRIEF SYNOPSIS
Dickwhit and Alfwhit the sons of landowner Gertrude Ington, have got themselves into a bit of trouble financially and are in danger of going bankrupt. So they have flogged off some of their grandfathers rare camera equipment, however, unknown to Dickwhit the equipment had been bequeathed to the local camera club. The members of the club have told Dickwhit that he had an obligation to find them some other equipment to play with, or suffer the consequences.
Dickwhit went to market and sold his best cow but says all he received was a handful of beans (Yeah, right farmers eh! - always a sob story).
This did little to impress his mother, who threw them in disgust out the door into the garden.
By the morning a huge bean plant has grown so big that it goes all the way up to Scrotland where the dreaded Scrots live.
It is Dickwhits fate to journey along the beanstalk and take on the Scrots, taking better images than them and stealing their equipment. He knows this because he heard Bow Bells ringing out the famous message - Turn again Whittington . etc.
However, in Scrotland there lives a giant of a photographer called Dummfoch and his army of snappers the Auld Ratarse Brigade. Quite a threat to the quest but Dickwhit is hoping to gather supporters along the way.
Luckily a small furry creature has already befriended Dickwhit, a brave and intelligent cat Puss in Boobs, destined to become Dickwhit's loyal companion.
Dummfoch, ugly and huge as he is, has managed to sire a daughter of outstanding natural beauty, Emily Witch, who although only 16 years of age, is tall and elegant and probably the best female photographer in the world.
Dummfoch desperately tries to keep his daughter pure and innocent......
Dickwhit and Alfwhit the sons of landowner Gertrude Ington, have got themselves into a bit of trouble financially and are in danger of going bankrupt. So they have flogged off some of their grandfathers rare camera equipment, however, unknown to Dickwhit the equipment had been bequeathed to the local camera club. The members of the club have told Dickwhit that he had an obligation to find them some other equipment to play with, or suffer the consequences.
Dickwhit went to market and sold his best cow but says all he received was a handful of beans (Yeah, right farmers eh! - always a sob story).
This did little to impress his mother, who threw them in disgust out the door into the garden.
By the morning a huge bean plant has grown so big that it goes all the way up to Scrotland where the dreaded Scrots live.
It is Dickwhits fate to journey along the beanstalk and take on the Scrots, taking better images than them and stealing their equipment. He knows this because he heard Bow Bells ringing out the famous message - Turn again Whittington . etc.
However, in Scrotland there lives a giant of a photographer called Dummfoch and his army of snappers the Auld Ratarse Brigade. Quite a threat to the quest but Dickwhit is hoping to gather supporters along the way.
Luckily a small furry creature has already befriended Dickwhit, a brave and intelligent cat Puss in Boobs, destined to become Dickwhit's loyal companion.
Dummfoch, ugly and huge as he is, has managed to sire a daughter of outstanding natural beauty, Emily Witch, who although only 16 years of age, is tall and elegant and probably the best female photographer in the world.
Dummfoch desperately tries to keep his daughter pure and innocent......
