Daft things you overhear

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My neighbour has some guys in to re-do his drive and I've just overheard them having a conversation.....

"There was this thing in the paper right, those batteries you get in cameras and that can blow planes up, you know, those Lithuanian batteries"
"Well, it's that rubbish eastern European stuff innit"
"Yeah"

Made me giggle.
 
You have to read it in a thick Brummie accent but a few years ago while stood in the Birmingham Dental Hospital reading about the Kodak X Rays they used I heard "Ebony, Ebony come and sit down...." Turned round to see the palest little white girl dragging her feet back to where her mother was :lol:
 
MWHCVT said:
You have to read it in a thick Brummie accent but a few years ago while stood in the Birmingham Dental Hospital reading about the Kodak X Rays they used I heard "Ebony, Ebony come and sit down...." Turned round to see the palest little white girl dragging her feet back to where her mother was :LOL:
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Maybe the parents were Wonder & McCartney fans
 
We went to Malta in the middle of July a few years ago, we had only just arrived and was on the transfer coach to the hotel, I overhead the middle aged couple on the seat in front of us ask the rep "would it be possible for you to arrange for us to go home because if we had known it was going to be warm like this we wouldn't have come"
 
WilliamC said:
My neighbour has some guys in to re-do his drive and I've just overheard them having a conversation.....

"There was this thing in the paper right, those batteries you get in cameras and that can blow planes up, you know, those Lithuanian batteries"
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I didn't know George W. Bush was in the driveway business now.
 
I was at a place that builds truck trailers sat in a cubicle when 2 guys walked into the toilet

You have to imagine this in a very broad Norfolk accent

DId you ear abouut ole george

Nooo

Ey were leanin aginst the edboard of a trailor when sum barstud drilled an ole through the other siyde into is arm

Is ee oright

Noon ees ad to gew to ospital

OO it's bad then

No ees arms oright , when ee saw the blood ee fell orf the trailor

Industrial accidents aren't funny but this was like listening to a not the nine o'clock news sketch while trying not to laugh
 
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