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Well its that time of the week again folks 
2 more utterly useless transcripts that may or may not raise a smile
A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices sign out of the corner of his eye.
It reads: Sisters of St. Francis House of Prostitution, 10 Miles.
He thinks its a figment of his imagination and drives on without second thought. Soon he sees another sign, which says:
Sisters of St. Francis House of Prostitution, Next Right.
His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive.
On the far side of the parking lot is a stone building with a small sign next to the door reading: Sisters of St. Francis.
He climbs the steps and rings the bell. The door is answered by a nun in a long black habit who asks, What may we do for you, my son?.
He answers, I saw your signs along the highway, and was interested in possibly doing business.
Very well, my son. Please follow me.
He does as he is told and another nun in a long habit, holding a tin cup, instructs,
Please place $100 in the cup, then go through the large wooden door at the end of this hallway.
He gets $100 out of his wallet and places it in the second nuns cup.
He trots eagerly down the hall and slips through the door, pulling it shut behind him.
As the door locks behind him, he finds himself back in the parking lot, facing another small sign: ...
You Have Just Been Screwed By The Sisters of St. Francis.
...................................................................................................
The Grade 2 pupils returned to class after the long weekend.
Their teacher told them to tell their classmates about the most exciting thing they did during the weekend,
but to use adult words in telling their stories.
First Pupil: "I visited my Nana."
Teacher: "Please use adult words, you visited your Grandmother."
Second Pupil: I had a ride on a choo-choo."
Teacher: "Please, you had a ride on a train."
Third Pupil: I read a whole book by myself for the first time."
Teacher: "Excellent. And what was the name of the book?"
Third Pupil, with a big grin: "Winnie The Sh't!"
2 more utterly useless transcripts that may or may not raise a smile
A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices sign out of the corner of his eye.
It reads: Sisters of St. Francis House of Prostitution, 10 Miles.
He thinks its a figment of his imagination and drives on without second thought. Soon he sees another sign, which says:
Sisters of St. Francis House of Prostitution, Next Right.
His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive.
On the far side of the parking lot is a stone building with a small sign next to the door reading: Sisters of St. Francis.
He climbs the steps and rings the bell. The door is answered by a nun in a long black habit who asks, What may we do for you, my son?.
He answers, I saw your signs along the highway, and was interested in possibly doing business.
Very well, my son. Please follow me.
He does as he is told and another nun in a long habit, holding a tin cup, instructs,
Please place $100 in the cup, then go through the large wooden door at the end of this hallway.
He gets $100 out of his wallet and places it in the second nuns cup.
He trots eagerly down the hall and slips through the door, pulling it shut behind him.
As the door locks behind him, he finds himself back in the parking lot, facing another small sign: ...
You Have Just Been Screwed By The Sisters of St. Francis.
...................................................................................................
The Grade 2 pupils returned to class after the long weekend.
Their teacher told them to tell their classmates about the most exciting thing they did during the weekend,
but to use adult words in telling their stories.
First Pupil: "I visited my Nana."
Teacher: "Please use adult words, you visited your Grandmother."
Second Pupil: I had a ride on a choo-choo."
Teacher: "Please, you had a ride on a train."
Third Pupil: I read a whole book by myself for the first time."
Teacher: "Excellent. And what was the name of the book?"
Third Pupil, with a big grin: "Winnie The Sh't!"
