Cobra's TFI Friday x 2 (one with a warning)

[Cobra]

Friday has arrived already
Two items are below the first suitable for all the 2nd carries a warning


The National Roads Safety Council has done
extensive testing on a newly designed seat belt.
Results Show that accidents can be
reduced by as much as 45% When the belt is properly installed.

The correct installation is illustrated below.......
This is very Important, please pass onto friends and
family

THIS
MAY SAVE A LIFE!

see below

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If your squeamish or eating, don't scroll down any further.......................



Are you really sure?





Ok the choice is yours.........................







A young cowboy wanders into a canteena.
hungry thirsty and pretty near broke
Across the room he see's an old man staring into a bowl of Chilli
he sits opposite the old timer and says "If your not going to eat that I could sure use it"
The old timer, without saying a word pushes the bowl across the table.
The young'un hungrily shovels it all as fast as he can, half way through finds a dead rat..........
the old timer looks across and says " yep that's about as far as I got"

I did warn you!

 

[Matt Sayle]

I had to ask my Dad about the second. That is ruddy disgusting! First is pretty good!!

 

[mattyh]

 

[minimeeze]

 

[DeadlySmurf]

 

[Cobra]

Well I guess that means everyone so far has scrolled down
The best way to get someone to do something, I found, is to warn them against it.
What is it with human nature that makes us do these things :shrug:

 

[birdy961]

is quite apt for the 2nd one!!

Made I larf though

 

[Ladybird]

but still funny!

 

[Techno-Geek]

A young cowboy wanders into a canteena.
hungry thirsty and pretty near broke
Across the room he see's an old man staring into a bowl of Chilli
he sits opposite the old timer and says "If your not going to eat that I could sure use it"
The old timer, without saying a word pushes the bowl across the table.
The young'un hungrily shovels it all as fast as he can, half way through finds a dead rat..........
the old timer looks across and says " yep that's about as far as I got"

I did warn you!

Yuck That one is funny