Cobra's TFI Friday One for the ladies ( clean-ish)

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For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free.
Here's an update for you: Now days, 80% of women are against marriage,
WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.

Men are like....

1. Men are like .. Laxatives ..... They irritate the crap out of you.

2. Men are like. Bananas . The older they get, the less firm they are.

3. Men are like Weather . Nothing can be done to change them.

4. Men are like .... Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why.

5. Men are like .... Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.

6. Men are like ... Commercials ..... You can't believe a word they say.

7. Men are like Department Stores .... Their clothes are always 1/2 off!

8. Men are like ...... Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature.

9. Men are like .... . Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

10. Men are like Popcorn .. They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

11. Men are like Snowstorms .... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

12. Men are like ........ Lava Lamps ... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
 
12 reasons there huh - usually takes more than 12 reasons to persuade a woman :)

Men, being simpler creatures only need one: Women are like hurricanes; when they come its wild and wet and very exciting, but when they leave its with a terrible wrath and with them goes your house, your car and everything else you care about.
 
Jonnyreb said:
12 reasons there huh - usually takes more than 12 reasons to persuade a woman :)

Men, being simpler creatures only need one: Women are like hurricanes; when they come its wild and wet and very exciting, but when they leave its with a terrible wrath and with them goes your house, your car and everything else you care about.
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but when they leave its with a terrible wrath and with them goes your house, your car and everything else you care about.
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But there is a very very good reason why divorce is so expensive.

It's worth it. ;):D:D

"Men are like ...... Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature."
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cobra you are the reason i like fridays

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Great one cobra, put a smile on my face :thumbs:
 
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