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Well its that time again so here's one that is suitable for all
The man broke in, in the dead of night,
as he crept around looking for things to take possesion of. From out of the gloom
he hears a voice " Jesus Christ and I are watching you"
He turns quickly but sees nothing!
He, continues with his ilegle trade thinking that he must have imagined it
again the voice comes from somewhere in the darkened room, this time with a little more urgency
"Jesus Christ & I are watching you!"
Again he turns but this time he turns on the small torch he carries and catches a glimps of a Parrot in the beam,
With a sigh of relief he say's "Oh a bloody Parrot!
The parrot calls back " Oi watch your Language Jesus Christ & I are listening to you"
The burglar "say's whats your name Parrot?"
The Parrot proudly exclaims "polly"
"Who ever gave you such a stupid name?" say's the burgler, sarcastically
"Oh that would be my mistress says the Parrot,
"The same person that named the Rottweiler's Jesus & Christ!"
The man broke in, in the dead of night,
as he crept around looking for things to take possesion of. From out of the gloom
he hears a voice " Jesus Christ and I are watching you"
He turns quickly but sees nothing!
He, continues with his ilegle trade thinking that he must have imagined it
again the voice comes from somewhere in the darkened room, this time with a little more urgency
"Jesus Christ & I are watching you!"
Again he turns but this time he turns on the small torch he carries and catches a glimps of a Parrot in the beam,
With a sigh of relief he say's "Oh a bloody Parrot!
The parrot calls back " Oi watch your Language Jesus Christ & I are listening to you"
The burglar "say's whats your name Parrot?"
The Parrot proudly exclaims "polly"
"Who ever gave you such a stupid name?" say's the burgler, sarcastically
"Oh that would be my mistress says the Parrot,
"The same person that named the Rottweiler's Jesus & Christ!"
very good
