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well its come around all too soon yet again! This weeks offerings are dedicated to The great green one
as he is about to hit 10k's worth ofspam informative posts 
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There once was an Indian who had only one testicle, and whose given name was 'Onestone'.
He hated that name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone.
After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and said,' If anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!'
The word got around and nobody called him that any more.
Then one day a young woman named Blue Bird forgot and said, 'Good morning, Onestone.'
He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into the forest where he made love to her all day and all night.
He made love to her all the next day, until Blue Bird died from exhaustion.
The word got around that Onestone meant what he promised he would do.
Years went by and no one dared call him by his given name until a woman named Yellow Bird
returned to the village after being away.. Yellow Bird, who was Blue Bird's cousin, was overjoyed when she saw Onestone..
She hugged him and said, 'Good to see you, Onestone.'
Onestone grabbed her, took he deep into the forest, then he made love to her all day, made love to her all night,
made love to her all the next day, made love to her all the next night, but Yellow Bird wouldn't die!
Why?
OH, come on... take a guess!
Think about it
You can't kill two birds with one stone!!
.............................................................................................
A young couple wanted to join the church, the pastor told them, 'We have a special requirement for new member couples.
You must abstain from sexfor one whole month.'The couple agreed, but after two-and-a-half weeks returned to the Church.
When the Pastor ushered them into his office, the wife was crying And the husband was obviously very depressed.
'You are back so soon...Is there a problem?' the pastor inquired.
'We are terribly ashamed to admit that we did not manage to abstain From sex for the required month.' The young man replied sadly.
The pastor asked him what happened.'Well, the first week was difficult... However, we managed to abstain through sheer willpower.
The second week was terrible, but with the use of prayer, we managed to abstain.
However, the third week was unbearable. We tried cold showers, Prayer, reading from theBible...anything to keep our minds off Carnal Thoughts.
One afternoon mywife reached for a can of paint and dropped it.
When she bent over to pick it up, I was overcome with lust and I just had my way with herright then and there.
It was lustful, loud, passionate sex. It lasted for over an hour and when we were done we were both drenched in sweat,' admitted the man,shamefacedly.
The pastor lowered his head and said sternly, 'You understand this Means you will not be welcome in our church.
''We know.' said the young man, hanging his head, 'We're not welcome at Homebase either"
as he is about to hit 10k's worth of
(see here)There once was an Indian who had only one testicle, and whose given name was 'Onestone'.
He hated that name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone.
After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and said,' If anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!'
The word got around and nobody called him that any more.
Then one day a young woman named Blue Bird forgot and said, 'Good morning, Onestone.'
He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into the forest where he made love to her all day and all night.
He made love to her all the next day, until Blue Bird died from exhaustion.
The word got around that Onestone meant what he promised he would do.
Years went by and no one dared call him by his given name until a woman named Yellow Bird
returned to the village after being away.. Yellow Bird, who was Blue Bird's cousin, was overjoyed when she saw Onestone..
She hugged him and said, 'Good to see you, Onestone.'
Onestone grabbed her, took he deep into the forest, then he made love to her all day, made love to her all night,
made love to her all the next day, made love to her all the next night, but Yellow Bird wouldn't die!
Why?
OH, come on... take a guess!
Think about it
You can't kill two birds with one stone!!
.............................................................................................
A young couple wanted to join the church, the pastor told them, 'We have a special requirement for new member couples.
You must abstain from sexfor one whole month.'The couple agreed, but after two-and-a-half weeks returned to the Church.
When the Pastor ushered them into his office, the wife was crying And the husband was obviously very depressed.
'You are back so soon...Is there a problem?' the pastor inquired.
'We are terribly ashamed to admit that we did not manage to abstain From sex for the required month.' The young man replied sadly.
The pastor asked him what happened.'Well, the first week was difficult... However, we managed to abstain through sheer willpower.
The second week was terrible, but with the use of prayer, we managed to abstain.
However, the third week was unbearable. We tried cold showers, Prayer, reading from theBible...anything to keep our minds off Carnal Thoughts.
One afternoon mywife reached for a can of paint and dropped it.
When she bent over to pick it up, I was overcome with lust and I just had my way with herright then and there.
It was lustful, loud, passionate sex. It lasted for over an hour and when we were done we were both drenched in sweat,' admitted the man,shamefacedly.
The pastor lowered his head and said sternly, 'You understand this Means you will not be welcome in our church.
''We know.' said the young man, hanging his head, 'We're not welcome at Homebase either"
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