Cobra's TFI Friday ( a tad risque')

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Well its another week almost done time really is flying by
Take a few minutes out of your busy work schedule for a quick grin :)
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A woman posts an ad in the news paper that looks like this...
'Looking for man with these qualifications; won't beat me up; or run away from me and is great in bed.'
She got lots of phone calls replying to her ad but met someone perfect at her door one day.
The man she met said, "Hi, I'm Bob. I have no arms so I won't beat you up and no legs so I won't run away."
So the lady says, "What makes you think you are great in bed?"
Bob replies, "I rang the door bell didn't I?"
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This guy walks into a bar in Arkansas and orders a white wine. Everybody sitting around the bar looks up, surprised,
and the bartender looks around and says: "You ain't from around here, are ya... where ya from, boy?"
The guy says, "I'm from Iowa."
The bartender asks, "What th' hell you do in Iowa?"
The guy responds, "I'm a taxidermist."
The bartender asks, "A taxidermist... now just what th' hell is a taxidermist?"
The guy says "I mount animals."
The bartender grins and shouts out to the whole bar, "It's OK boys, he's one of us!"
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And finally, spare a thought for "mans best friend"
life must tough

It aint easy being a dick :(

I have a head I can't think with
An eye I can't see out of
I hang around with 2 nuts all the time
My closest neighbour is an asshole
My best friend is a pussy
And every time I get excited I "puke"
 
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:lol: That first one made me laugh.


Found my humour level :thumbs:
 
Interesting so far
Been here a week, had a car accident and nearly totalled Sisters car(not my fault, some knob pulled out straight into the side of us), next day Mum reversed hers into a lampost.:eek:
Spent the next two days hiding just in case:lol:


My euro's are nearly out in the cyber cafe, just wanted to pop in and annoy ya Matt, I can hear a cold beer calling me so shall clear off again.

Have fun and try not to change your title too many times before I get back

Cheers all
 
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birdy961 said:
Interesting so far
Been here a week, had a car accident and nearly totalled Sisters car(not my fault, some knob pulled out straight into the side of us), next day Mum reversed hers into a lampost.:eek:
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Should you pick up on this Robin, OUCH and DOUBLE OUCH
Hope you get it all sorted! bloody foreign drivers
, on the wrong side of the road again no doubt :D
enjoy the rest of your holiday :thumbs:


inaneredstripe said:
just told my mrs the one about the guy with no arms n legs.
had to explain the bit about ringing the door bell.:lol::lol::lol::lol:
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:lol:
 
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