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Well I just don't know what to say, is it really Friday again?
It can't be can it?
Ah well just in case have a couple of groaners on me anyway
A gas station owner in Mississippi was trying to increase his sales.
So he put up a sign that read,
"Free Sex with Fill-Up."
Soon a local redneck pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free sex.
The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10.
If he guessed correctly he would get his free sex.
The redneck guessed 8, and the proprietor said,
"You were close. The number was 7.
Sorry. No sex this time."
A week later, the same redneck,
along with a buddy, Bubba,
pulled in for another fill-up.
Again he asked for his free sex.
The proprietor again gave him the same story,
and asked him to guess the correct number.
The redneck guessed 2 this time.
The proprietor said,
"Sorry, it was 3.
You were close, but no free sex this time."
As they were driving away, the redneck said to his buddy,
"I think that game is rigged and he doesn't really give away free sex."
Bubba replied,
"No it ain't, Billy Ray.
It ain't rigged.
My wife won twice last week."
....................................................................
A little boy walks into his parents room to see his
mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down.
The mom quickly dismounts, worried about what her son
has seen, dress's quickly and goes to find him.
The son sees his mom and asks, "What were you and dad doing?"
The mother replies, "Well, your dad has a big tummy
and sometimes I have to get on top of it to help flatten it."
"You're wasting your time." says the boy.
"Why is that?" asked his mom, puzzled?
"Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes
over and gets on her knees and blows it right back up!"
It can't be can it?
Ah well just in case have a couple of groaners on me anyway
A gas station owner in Mississippi was trying to increase his sales.
So he put up a sign that read,
"Free Sex with Fill-Up."
Soon a local redneck pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free sex.
The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10.
If he guessed correctly he would get his free sex.
The redneck guessed 8, and the proprietor said,
"You were close. The number was 7.
Sorry. No sex this time."
A week later, the same redneck,
along with a buddy, Bubba,
pulled in for another fill-up.
Again he asked for his free sex.
The proprietor again gave him the same story,
and asked him to guess the correct number.
The redneck guessed 2 this time.
The proprietor said,
"Sorry, it was 3.
You were close, but no free sex this time."
As they were driving away, the redneck said to his buddy,
"I think that game is rigged and he doesn't really give away free sex."
Bubba replied,
"No it ain't, Billy Ray.
It ain't rigged.
My wife won twice last week."
....................................................................
A little boy walks into his parents room to see his
mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down.
The mom quickly dismounts, worried about what her son
has seen, dress's quickly and goes to find him.
The son sees his mom and asks, "What were you and dad doing?"
The mother replies, "Well, your dad has a big tummy
and sometimes I have to get on top of it to help flatten it."
"You're wasting your time." says the boy.
"Why is that?" asked his mom, puzzled?
"Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes
over and gets on her knees and blows it right back up!"
Nice ones!
