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A man can't stand his wifes cat so decides to dump it.
He drives 5 miles out of town and chucks it from the car. He drives straight home and the cat is sat in his armchair.
Undeterred the following day he drives 20 miles from home and chucks the cat out. Drives straight home and sure enough the cat is sat in his armchair.
The following morning he drives across the country for 8 hours and chucks the cat out. After 4 hours he telephones his wife. He asks "is the cat home"? His wife replies "yes"
Put the F***er on the phone will you i'm lost.
He drives 5 miles out of town and chucks it from the car. He drives straight home and the cat is sat in his armchair.
Undeterred the following day he drives 20 miles from home and chucks the cat out. Drives straight home and sure enough the cat is sat in his armchair.
The following morning he drives across the country for 8 hours and chucks the cat out. After 4 hours he telephones his wife. He asks "is the cat home"? His wife replies "yes"
Put the F***er on the phone will you i'm lost.
very good
