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God I'm hung-over this morning...

Hardly anyone was drinking yesterday as they all had to drive home, so me and the video camerman took it upon ourselves to finish off all the beer (3 crates), all the wine (2 bottles), the port (just me this time - 2 bottles), then proceded to go out on the lash in Uxbridge.
Perhaps today is a good day to die...
 
:lol: Oh how I love tales of other peoples alcohol induced suffering......

One of the reasons I don't drink :D
/looks at the bottle of Tequila in the kitchen.
 
LoL. Yeah, my work X'mas do was last week. Everyone was so zoned out the next morning.
 
i dont do drinking, im just not any good at it, various patchy memories of being slapped by women, vomiting, falling over, snogging ugly lasses, doing worse with ugly lasses, saying things best left unsaid etc etc etc are too painful, therefore the odd beer now and then and thats it!
 
time for mine tonight, should be splendid fun. a chance to get dressed up then ruin all my nice clothes.
 
MY SATURDAY NIGHT, BY GFK, AGE 30 3/4.

I am never drinking again after last Saturday.

Was 6 of us out - 4 lads, 2 girls. Something got said bout the girls behind their backs which I took exception to (I was dating one of 'em), resulting in something of an argument between everybody, and a falling out of biblical proportions.

One of the girls had a tantrum and stormed out of the pub, me and the other girl went after her and followed her into a night club. I left them to it, and sat on the stairs waiting for 'em, then got thrown out for answering back to a bouncer after he told me I couldn't sit there. :doh:

Ended up back at the pub it all kicked off in, and the girls came back an hour later and sat over the other side of the pub from us. Mate Gary said girl I was out with was upset and I should go over, only I didn't. Figured if she wanted to talk to me she wouldn't be sat way over there in the first place.

Girls went home fairly early - bout 1ish I think and I felt completely p***ed off and wished I'd stayed at home. Went into toilets and ended up thinking about everything that happened, losing my temper and punching a tiled wall about 6 times. Got cuts on my right hand now and I think I fractured my wrist. That's all bandaged up. :hissyfit:

Was drinking with a couple of other people for a while after that and next thing I can remember is being woken up by the landlord telling me it was time to go home - I'd fallen asleep on a table and missed my taxi. Everyone else had gone. :Ponders:

Wobbled out of the pub and down into Barnsley town centre where I got stopped by the police after I wobbled into the road. I still don't know where they came from. All of a sudden they were just there - no car, just 3 coppers. They done a person check and I was on my way again. This was about 3am.

Walked nearly 4 miles before I managed to flag down a taxi, who charged me nearly £10 to go 3 bloody miles. :suspect1:

Somewhere in the middle of all this, I lost my mobile phone which I had O2 block for me. Said phone turned up at the pub day before yesterday in several pieces. :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:

THE END.
 
So, what happened to you and the girl you were dating? Still speaking?
 
SammyC said:
So, what happened to you and the girl you were dating? Still speaking?
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Course we still speaking. We good mates before anything else and we're bound to fall out from time to time. :)
 
Now that's just wrong, where's the two weeks of silence and getting the cold shoulder. You's wrong you's is!

;)
 
SammyC said:
Now that's just wrong, where's the two weeks of silence and getting the cold shoulder. You's wrong you's is!

;)
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Well we're both going through a very tough time in our respective personal lives recently so we're trying to get over any silly squabbling as quickly as possible since there are more important things for us to stress over.
 
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