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Rather than screw up the other thread and possibly get a ban, let us talk about bikes here......:D

To quantify what I said. Up here, every single sunny Sunday, the roads of the Dales and Bowland forest are packed with bikers......and traffic cops on the main roads, so SOME of the bikers descend on the back roads and treat them as a private race track,the hedgerows are high, the stone walls are high and they cannot see around some of the bends they overcook or overtake on.This results in regular deaths,unfortunately.

Sorry mate, but the above is a fact.

We also get the "Rally drivers" in their cars, whose only driving skills were learnt on Sega Rally Sweden or down the local amusement arcade. Repairing fencing,walling and plugging hedgerows demolished by these buffoons is rather annoying to all concerned.

Both sets seem to want to have the loudest exhaust possible,the racket is constant,every single sunny sunday. Wonder if they would like a tractor revving its nuts off outside their house all day long,methinks not.........:D

Now I ain`t saying all bikers are bonkers,nor all rally wannabees, but you got to admit, there are a fair few ..hmmmmm,what is the word....overenthusiastic riders about?

That is not a perception mate, that is seeing the growing amount of shrines at the side of the roads up here bud.
 
I've had many a run in with off road bikers when out walking, and bear in mind I used to be a biker in my mis-spent youth.
I hate that they come racing down bridleways and think you should get out the way, forced quite a few into muddy tractor ruts because I refuse to get in them.
Most memorable I think was on a really muddy track that had been chewed up by them racing up and down, walkers had made a nice little detour, as a group of us are walking through one of the idiots thought he might ruin that too, nope he had to swerve quick back into the mud :nuts:
 
We also get the "Rally drivers" in their cars, whose only driving skills were learnt on Sega Rally Sweden or down the local amusement arcade. Repairing fencing,walling and plugging hedgerows demolished by these buffoons is rather annoying to all concerned.

Both sets seem to want to have the loudest exhaust possible,the racket is constant,every single sunny sunday. Wonder if they would like a tractor revving its nuts off outside their house all day long,methinks not.........:D

Funnily enough the biggest menace here are the tractor drivers, who seem to assume they can drive flat-out down a narrow and twisty country road, towing a muck spreader which is throwing it's load over everything....
 
Funnily enough the biggest menace here are the tractor drivers, who seem to assume they can drive flat-out down a narrow and twisty country road, towing a muck spreader which is throwing it's load over everything....

Do you attract cowcrap Graham.....:D
 
i nearly wiped a bike out the other day..

dual carriageway, just come off a roundabout i was in the right lane overtaking a van in the left lane. i complete my overtake and indicate to come back over to the left just as i was about to start moving over this bike comes hairing litterally up the white line undertaking me.

seriously if i hadnt of spotted him he would of ended up in a body bad and id be scarred for life.

having said that there are some equally moronic car drivers about, i nearly got pushed into the reservation where the M3 joins the M27 on monday..
 
i work for one of the biggest bike brakers in the uk and funnily enough we have just put a bike on the bench for breaking although it is a complete bike the frame is in half

if any of you bikers think your clever for going mad your not

and i will post photos of bikes that are either in half or nothing left at all
 
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