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I am now officially bored......I have ran out if bah humbug things to do, no posties to complain about(on saying that RM did mideliver a special delivery parcel today), no chance at getting grumpy at lazy lay abouts and now it's raining......suggestions on a post card:mad:
 
Cleaned. We've asked you before to pack it in with those sort of posts
 
archangel said:
Totally apologise......I didn't realise that l had done anything wrong....:(
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my fault anyway mate - you were only responding to my jest

since that topic is verbotten i suggest you sulk because its raining and post a rant about possible climate change instead ;)
 
Is climate change the same as global warming?
 
OldCarlos said:
Is climate change the same as global warming?
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IMO global warming is the cause , climate change is the effect ... course if you had global cooling or an onset of an ice age you'd still get climate change.
 
archangel said:
My missus has climate change......:eek:
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that should be a good thing if her ice is melting and equatorial regions are becoming hotter and more humid ;)
 
I don't believe the `global warming` (man made, theory) at all. Climate change is simply the natural cycle.
 
archangel said:
Her temper is hotting up and anything south of the equator is definitely experiencing an ice age......:D
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sounds like its time to go 'colonise' elsewhere ;)
 
Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met.
After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding.
Their life together was, of course, perfect.

One stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help. There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Because of global warming he was stuck with his sleigh due to lack of snow. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering the toys.

Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident.

Question: Who was the survivor?
*** Scroll down for the answer


Answer: The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man.
**** Women stop reading here, that is the end of the joke. Men keep scrolling.


So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the woman must have been driving. This explains why there was a car accident.
*** Men keep scrolling



By the way, if you're a woman and you're still reading, this illustrates another point:
Women never listen.
 
OldCarlos said:
I don't believe the `global warming` (man made, theory) at all. Climate change is simply the natural cycle.
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i had a natural cycle last christmas ,but some scrote nicked it :exit:
 
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