Because it's Friday...

[kamion]

THE WORLD'S SHORTEST & HAPPIEST FAIRY TALE

*Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?"

*The girl said, "NO!"

*And the guy lived happily ever after and played soccer, playstation
and golf a lot and drank beer and had ****loads of money and farted
whenever he wanted.

 

[dod]

:thumb: :laugh1:

 

[stevec]

nice one

 

[ed34]

thats the way

 

[jewel]

Very funny, I like,lol!

You forgot a bit of the story though......

he also got to gawk at porn on the internet and **** off all by himself whenever he wanted!LOL :laugh1: now that's a funny ending,lol :thumb:

Jewel

 

[Fangman]

Now we know why Jewel uses the forums - as his Mother told him would happen - HE CAN'T HEAR THE PHONE! As well as Repetetive Strain Injury so the keyboard will soon be out as well!

 

[Joe T]

Now we know why Jewel uses the forums - as his Mother told him would happen - HE CAN'T HEAR THE PHONE! As well as Repetetive Strain Injury so the keyboard will soon be out as well!

Jewel is a female....

 

[CarlOgden]

Jewel is a female....

It now sounds sooooo wrong ....... :shock:

 

[jewel]

It now sounds sooooo wrong ....... :shock:

:laugh1: :laugh1: :laugh1:

 

[Steep]

He also bought that set of the Encyclopedia Brittannica that some newlywed guy was selling

 

[Bachs]

*And the guy lived happily ever after and played soccer, playstation
and golf a lot and drank beer and had ****loads of money and farted
whenever he wanted.

guy (insert girl here)

 

[Arkady]

Makes me laugh...