Bah Humbug 2017

[DorsetDude]

I think it's time for this years thread... the f******* adverts on the radio etc are getting on my t**s already. Welcome to 7 weeks of commercial bulls**t leading up to 2 days off. Although I'll admit my tree is up, up in the f****** loft where it belongs until at least the 20th of December!



If you're one of those numpties who covers his house with 8000 fairy lights in November:



humbugs, welcome one and all!

 

[stupar]

 

[Cobra]

I rarely watch TV, but the other day I saw a film that looked interesting, what came on the adverts in between the segments?
That f*****g Geoffry Giraffe pulling the fat gits sleigh!

 

[Nod]

Hoping that @Cobra posts his ram mounted upon a minty confection image (which I want as a T-shirt!)

 

[Nod]

And, as if by magic, our posts crossed in the ether!!!

 

[simon ess]

Christmas comes but once a year.

No

Christmas comes in a shipping container from China.

 

[Cobra]

Christmas comes but once a year.

I bet you're glad you aren't a "Christmas"

 

[Gremlin]

 

[Al1944]

..

 

[simon ess]

Why do you keep a tree in your loft?

Do you keep a bush under the stairs, or perhaps a neatly trimmed privet hedge in your shed?

How odd.