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I was asked by a friend at work for any jokes with a buddhist theme (?) If you know any please add them below - I found this on the interweb & there are some amusing ones imho ...
QUESTION: WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?
KINDERGARTEN TEACHER: To get to the other side.
ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross roads.
KARL MARX: It was a historical inevitability.
SADDAM HUSSEIN: This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.
ANDERSEN CONSULTING: Deregulation of the chicken's side of the road was threatening its dominant market position.. Andersen Consulting helped the chicken change to become more successful.
MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.: I envision a world where all chickens will be free of cross roads without having their motives called into question.
RICHARD M. NIXON: The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did NOT cross the road.
FREUD: The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
BILL GATES: I have just released the new Chicken Office 2000, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbooks. Of course, you also have to purchase Microsoft Road.
DARWIN: Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically disposed to cross roads.
MICHAEL SCHUMACHER: It was an instinctive manoeuvre, the chicken obviously didn't see the road until he had already started to cross.
BUDDHIST: Asking this question denies your own chicken nature.
HOMER SIMPSON: Mmmmmm.....chicken....
Paul
QUESTION: WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?
KINDERGARTEN TEACHER: To get to the other side.
ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross roads.
KARL MARX: It was a historical inevitability.
SADDAM HUSSEIN: This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.
ANDERSEN CONSULTING: Deregulation of the chicken's side of the road was threatening its dominant market position.. Andersen Consulting helped the chicken change to become more successful.
MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.: I envision a world where all chickens will be free of cross roads without having their motives called into question.
RICHARD M. NIXON: The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did NOT cross the road.
FREUD: The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
BILL GATES: I have just released the new Chicken Office 2000, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbooks. Of course, you also have to purchase Microsoft Road.
DARWIN: Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically disposed to cross roads.
MICHAEL SCHUMACHER: It was an instinctive manoeuvre, the chicken obviously didn't see the road until he had already started to cross.
BUDDHIST: Asking this question denies your own chicken nature.
HOMER SIMPSON: Mmmmmm.....chicken....
Paul
but Oh so true 
