Another joke for you all seen as you love them :D

[Matt Sayle]

A young couple who had just met at a party, decide to leave together..

They walk hand in hand and, as they stroll, the young man's lustful
desire rises to a peak.

He is just about to get frisky when the young woman says, I hope you
don't mind, but I really do need to have a ****.

Slightly taken aback by this vulgarity, he suggests she go behind a
hedge. She nods in agreement and disappears behind the hedge.

As he waits, he can hear the sound of tight panties sliding down
voluptuous legs and he imagines what loveliness is being exposed.

Unable to contain his animal thoughts a moment longer, he reaches
through a gap in the foliage, and touches her smooth, bare leg.

He gently brings his hand further up to her thigh until suddenly, and
with great astonishment, he finds himself gripping a long, warm, thick
appendage hanging between her legs.

He gasps in horror, My God have you changed your sex!?

No, she replies, I've changed my mind; I'm having a s**t instead.

 

[Marc]

I still blame Cobra!!

 

[Matt Sayle]

He has A LOT to answer for

 

[Cobra]

That is most definitely NOT one of mine! :rules:

 

[Marc]

That is most definitely NOT one of mine! :rules:

But you shouted for him to come back. I told you he'd hear you!! :nono:

 

[Cobra]

But you shouted for him to come back. I told you he'd hear you!! :nono:

:bang: :bang: :bang:
with age should come wisdom
sometimes I just never learn

 

[Marc]

:bang: :bang: :bang:
with age should come wisdom
sometimes I just never learn

Nor do many of us!

 

[Matt Sayle]

:bang: :bang: :bang:
with age should come wisdom
sometimes I just never learn

Wow, you should have a lot of wisdom.


I am pushing my luck now

 

[Marc]

Wow, you should have a lot of wisdom.


I am pushing my luck now

And Thursday's headlines: A young Motorsport Photographer was found yesterday with his head inserted somewhere unpleasant and a snake motif stamped on his backside..........

 

[Cobra]

Wow, you should have a lot of wisdom.


I am pushing my luck now

just a tad Matt just a tad :

I have a mate that went to the dentist ( true story)
because of "wisdom tooth trouble" when I next saw him I asked
"So tell me how many did you have put in" :shrug:
that didn't go down that well either

 

[Galaxy66]

Matt, not funny, that was a bit vulgar if you ask me, this is not a working mens club:thumbsdown:

 

[Matt Sayle]

And Thursday's headlines: A young Motorsport Photographer was found yesterday with his head inserted somewhere unpleasant and a snake motif stamped on his backside..........

: just a tad Matt just a tad :

I have a mate that went to the dentist ( true story)
because of "wisdom tooth trouble" when I next saw him I asked
"So tell me how many did you have put in" :shrug:
that didn't go down that well either

Matt, not funny, that was a bit vulgar if you ask me, this is not a working mens club:thumbsdown:

Sorry fella. Didnt mean to cause upset!!