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The Amish / Elevator:
For the first time in their lives, an Amish boy and his father were in a
big-city mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but
especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then
slide back together again.
The boy asked, 'What is this Father?'
The father responded, 'Son, I have never seen anything like this in my
life, I don't know what it is.'
While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old
lady in a wheel chair moved up to the moving walls and pressed a button.
The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The
walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small numbers above
the walls light up sequentially. They continued to watch until it
reached the last number and then the numbers began to light in the
reverse order. Finally the walls opened up again and a large-breasted
gorgeous 24-year-old blonde stepped out.
The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his
son, 'Go get your mother.'
Jim
For the first time in their lives, an Amish boy and his father were in a
big-city mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but
especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then
slide back together again.
The boy asked, 'What is this Father?'
The father responded, 'Son, I have never seen anything like this in my
life, I don't know what it is.'
While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old
lady in a wheel chair moved up to the moving walls and pressed a button.
The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The
walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small numbers above
the walls light up sequentially. They continued to watch until it
reached the last number and then the numbers began to light in the
reverse order. Finally the walls opened up again and a large-breasted
gorgeous 24-year-old blonde stepped out.
The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his
son, 'Go get your mother.'
Jim
Quite good actually
