Well, I know if I went away it would be really nice if my husband not only looked after all the animals for me but had a nice meal waiting along with chocolates and a nice flower arrangement for when I got back.
It would not only be nice but a miracle but I can live in hope.
PS - like your new title![]()
Will you come and teach my husband, I understand you have a few days free ............
Could take a bit longer than a few days!Just don't get the animals mixed up and bring the horse in the house at night!
Just don't get the animals mixed up and bring the horse in the house at night!

You'd possibly need a larger litter tray :nono:
Can you imagine the horse in and out your feet wanting to get fed in the morning!
Be even worse when it decides to curl up and sleep on his knee![]()


THat shold keep you busy!!Well, would make a change from her pinning me up against the stable wall.

Ooer. Sounds like one of them romance novels![]()
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Hmmm I reckon you should fake redecarate parts off the house in realy loud colours and have naked girl pictures on the walls and rude words all over the walls so your wife has a heart attack when she gets back![]()

Dont they prefer to be down in the hay?![]()